The most emberassing thing you've done?

[Aprilgold]

I was caught masturbating to gay porn by my mother once. Anyways I'm sitting in my computer chair masturbating and she just barges in, asks what I'm watching, I answer a movie and while I'm slyly trying to put it onto a youtube video I slip and put it onto the google video page and there were, and I'm not kidding, three different cocks cumming right next to three different people's mouths, several people in action and finally a female getting threesomed.

That shit was so awkward because my mom just stood there watching me trying to get my pants up and get the sites closed.

 

[deserteagleeye]

I was four years old, I went to a kid's backyard pool as a "field trip" for my crappy kindergarden. I nearly drowned twice! I needed a teacher to save me both times. The second time I had to wear floaties which obviously didn't work. I remember telling my mom when I got back, "I nearly died today!" With an oblivious smile on my face.

 

[scorptatious]

Well, my most embarrassing moment was probably back in High School.

At the time, I didn't know Alaska was actually part of the United States. So I was confused to why Sarah Palin was a governor for there. I openly admitted this and I got strange looks from my classmates.

Yeah... Not one of my more prouder moments.

So yeah, I guess some stereotypes about Americans sorta have some truth to them I guess. >_>

 

[Relish in Chaos]

I do too many embarrassing things on a daily basis to both keep count and rank on how bad they are.

I guess there was that time in Year 7 when my female friend and I were flirting with each other in Maths by passing notes containing sexual innnuendos concerning teacakes (don?t ask). Our teacher caught us, told us to stay behind to talk it over, and then phoned our parents. I had to lie to my mum that I was just minding my own business when I got sent the note, but she didn?t buy it. Sometime later, I ended up going out with the girl, but we were both frigid, and one time, she actually caught me running away from her because I didn?t want to face the tension of having to make a move without knowing if she was OK with it. I remember thinking, ?Jeez, it was so much easier when I was 4 and we were just playing Kiss-Chase!? Now she's, to say the least, quite successful with the opposite sex, and I'm a nervous wreck.

Oh, and when I was 6, visiting my extended family in Nigeria, we?d driven into this really shitty town with no electricity or proper facilities, and I needed the toilet. So my mum had to take me to this place where I could piss in a hole in the ground, but since I wasn?t trained in pissing while standing up (again, don?t ask), I ended up pissing over my trousers and having to run back to the car crying because everyone was laughing at me.

 

[Kroxile]

Went to work with my shirt inside-out.

Oh, how they laughed and laughed... lol

 

[Darren716]

This past yea are school was having a homecoming dance and was selling carnations for people to give to others with a message attached. So me and my infinite wisdom decided not only to buy one for a girl I like but also to have on of my friends write the message which he made sound pretty damn creepy and stalker like. I planned to have the thing be sent anonymously but the girl wound out and was kind of disturbed by it. Soon a majority of the people I knew had heard about it but after a few months everyone forgot about it.

 

[omicron1]

Most embarrassing/downright awful? Well, I tend to let my mouth run ahead of my brain where humor is concerned. Thus, I thought of (and proceeded to say) a "joke" based on Hebrew National beef frankfurters, which were warmed prior to serving...

...Right in front of the proprietor of the diner...

...Who (as far as I know) is Jewish...

I apologized profusely soon after (once I came to my senses) but I still feel horrible about it.

 

[Jessta]

High school senior year, at a party, had a few drinks, hooked up with a girl, had a great night, hung out and talked for about three hours, everything went perfectly, had sex and next morning we left on a nice note.
Next day in school I acted under the ASSUMPTION we were going out and she ended up doing that ewww kind of thing and shot me down in front of like thirty people, sort of an embarrassing moment for me. Worst part was she wasn't even a looker kinda girl, about a 4 out 10 assuming 5 is average 10 is super model and 1 is disfigured

 

[The Funslinger]

Well... I've walked into a glass door before.

Wonderful selling point for Windex.


My room is full of cute stuffed animals, I suppose to someone who's not close to me, that would be a little off considering I'm an adult.

you've walked into a glass door, hohoho when i was about 13 so a couple years ago we got back from picking my brother up from work and i ran through the lounge to go through the french windows/glass door (which i thought i left open) and i tried to jump through, but they were closed so i jumped full speed into a glass door

I once ran into a floor to ceiling mirror, and for a few seconds, I thought I'd bumped into another kid. But it was my reflection.

Check, and mate.

 

[Delsana]

Got naked around a bonfire while smoking cigars...

On demand.

I also had someone else shave the bush off of my lower region. Why you ask? Well because I was naked and smoking a cigar around other naked cigar smoking men, so it couldn't really get any more awkward if I tried. Apparently I had a big bush and they had the desire to shave it as a team, so oh well.

 

[Bestival]

Once at work I tried to juggle with crates, despite the fact I cannot juggle at all, even with stuff that's meant to be juggled. So I promptly and purposefully smashed my own face in, breaking my front tooth off.

Internet anonymity doesn't matter much though, I tell everyone that story.

 

[CrazyJew]

Let's see how many people are willing to step up to the plate, shall we? Seems pretty straight forward, what are the most embarrassing things you've done? Seeing as we have the anonymity of the internet, i think it may help.

I shall go first ^^

I am on a bdsm blog as a slavegirl who answers questions and occasionally shoots naughty video, at the behest of my manster(s).

Needless to say, it'd be humiliating if my work or family discovered it

Hours on 4chan almost compelled me to say "Source or OP is a lying ******".

Then I realized I no longer am on 4chan.

OT, when I was 5 and a chess tutor came by once a week, I was concentrating so hard I didn't feel a crap coming.

 

[thespyisdead]

hmm... i am not really a risk taker, and tend to try to stay in my comfort zone, and that sometimes pushes me to do crazy shit.

lets get started: i was at an erotic exhibition. if you think that's the end of the story, then you're wrong. there were the shops, the performance stage, and the stage where the audience can participate. me and my friend enjoyed every bit of of every thing the exhibition had to offer(even got my belly signed by one of the performers). by this time the we were getting bored, and getting ready to go, but we were standing by the stage, where the audience could join in. the stage was empty. at that point (and let me say, that i was (relatively) sober (enough to realize what i was doing)) i decided i would just go and strip, though i never planned to go all the way to the birthday suit. but a woman and a tipsy man joined the stage also, and that man "dared " me to go birthday suit.

looking back on it, i regret nothing, just as long as not many of the people i know, know this

 

[chinangel]

Drank a pint of Guinness while lying down that had been poured down a standing naked guys back, pouring down through his buttarks to land on my face.

I've also locked myself out of my building whilst naked.

Ahhh, good times.

Edit: Oh also, PM the URL OP?

if you want it that bad PM me

 

[Matt King]

Well... I've walked into a glass door before.

Wonderful selling point for Windex.


My room is full of cute stuffed animals, I suppose to someone who's not close to me, that would be a little off considering I'm an adult.

you've walked into a glass door, hohoho when i was about 13 so a couple years ago we got back from picking my brother up from work and i ran through the lounge to go through the french windows/glass door (which i thought i left open) and i tried to jump through, but they were closed so i jumped full speed into a glass door

I once ran into a floor to ceiling mirror, and for a few seconds, I thought I'd bumped into another kid. But it was my reflection.

Check, and mate.

i also managed to walk into a ceiling fan (don't ask how, just don't)
what was that about check?
Unrelated but for my first word i pointed to my cat and said dog

 

[217not237]

I ran face first into a glass door. Hurt like hell.

 

[The Last Nomad]

I got sick on my former maths teachers shoes. (or so I've been told, I don't remember) He was still my teacher at the time and many of my other teachers witness it. Not only that but it was the few teachers that I actually liked that saw me do this.

I've hated Vodka ever since...
and unfortunately vodka has been the reason for the other incidents I thought of for this thread.

 

[Simonoly]

I once dropped my wallet when I was in a park and as I quickly bent down to pick it up I smashed my head on a bench I had just been sitting on. I hit my head so hard I blacked out. Lots of people saw and it was quite embarrassing (and fucking painful of course).

 

[PoweD]

Well... I've walked into a glass door before.

I've done that before too, at an electronics store with people around.

I did that in a museum with my whole class looking, glass was so clean one of my friends said he would have done the same thing if i didn't do it first.

Also bunch of really embarrassing shit that is too embarrassing to even mention on the internet.

 

[Fenra]

Y'know I'm tempted to ask for the OP's URL/Web address thingie out of pure curiousity, having never heard 90% of what they are talking about before, one of those "I gotta see that!" times, so yeah, PM it to me?

Anyway as for me, going back to 2004, in my final year in secondary school, once the A-Level exams were all done and it was the day of our prom, all the guys from the year decided to go paintballing during the day before heading to the prom at night.

During the game I decided it would be a good idea (as you do, getting too into it thinking your in an action film!) to try and dive for cover, only as I did I ended up slipping on some mud, go hurtling across the floor and just lie there in the mud thinking "what just happened?"

To make matters worse I was getting shot at while on the ground, which became painfully obvious when a pellet hit right near my private area, that stung like hell.

How I wish that was the end of the story, but oh no. Once at the prom that night I was sat at the side as people were dancing because after that near crotch shot I was too sore to move all that well, when someone asked me to dance, being awful at social stuff like that, I started yelling the only thing my nervous brain could think of over the music, "I can't..." then the music got quiet inbetween songs and the whole room heard me yell "... I got shot in the crotch!"

Still get teased to this day about it!