The most ridiculous character name in a game EVER!!!!

[PartyMonkey]

I was just playing peggle and the horse is called bjorn....I think he is swedish, well each to their own I suppose. *Another Edit* So it seems that Bjorn is like Bob in some countries, my apologies to whoever is offended...but still it is ridiculous to me. and also there is some names that aren't from games which are more hilarious than game names...Shanequa (This was from Maury this morning.

*Edit* I would also like to say that Vaan and Penelo were stupid names from FFXII so was Basch but that isn't as bad.

But what is the most ridiculous, over the top, stupid, twat faced name that you have ever come across in the pursuit of gaming bliss?

 

[The Diabolical Biz]

Bjorn isn't a stupid name...what are you talking about?!

OT: I can't really think of any, so sorry about that...

 

[Chamomiles Davis]

Miles Prower

/shakes head

 

[Faulty Turmoil]

Well, on Dragon Age I made a dwarf called McBumface. Just for kicks really, he also looked like a hippo as I had made his nose the biggest it can possibly be.

 

[Omikron009]

Loppak Slusk.

He's an alien, but so what?

 

[PartyMonkey]

Bjorn isn't a stupid name...what are you talking about?!

OT: I can't really think of any, so sorry about that...

You can only be called Bjorn if you are in ABBA...

 

[The Diabolical Biz]

Bjorn isn't a stupid name...what are you talking about?!

OT: I can't really think of any, so sorry about that...

You can only be called Bjorn if you are in ABBA...

Or just Scandinavian...

 

[Cody211282]

Cloud, what kind of child hating hippy would name their kid that?

 

[no oneder]

Bjorn isn't a stupid name...what are you talking about?!

OT: I can't really think of any, so sorry about that...

You can only be called Bjorn if you are in ABBA...

Or live in Swedish.
It's not from a videogame, but Pussy Galore is a pretty stupid name.

 

[Devin Parker]

Cloud, what kind of child hating hippy would name their kid that?

Any number of FF names could go here.

 

[JacobyPAX]

Hammer from Fable 2. Hammer's original name is Hannah, then she picks up a Hammer and is all like,"Call me Hammer."

 

[plastic_window]

Cloud, what kind of child hating hippy would name their kid that?

Chris Martin - Coldplay's lead singer - named one of his children 'Apple'. I'm dead serious.

Back on topic, how about Max Payne or Duke Nukem? Great names - no doubt - but not sensible. Riciulous, really.

Also, there's a stripper you do missions for in Vice City who had a brilliantly stupid name. I think it was Candy Suxxx, or something like that anyway.

 

[lolmynamewastaken]

soild snake. just sounds ... wrong.

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

I'm going with Vashyron from Resonance of Fate.

Vashyron.

What the fuck is a Vashyron?

 

[Quad08]

From Overlord, the mayor of the town of Spree is named Archibaldamius Methuselah Wobbleboard III but has everyone call him Archie instead

 

[PartyMonkey]

Cloud, what kind of child hating hippy would name their kid that?

Chris Martin - Coldplay's lead singer - named one of his children 'Apple'. I'm dead serious.

Back on topic, how about Max Payne or Duke Nukem? Great names - no doubt - but not sensible. Riciulous, really.

Well yes but someone else called their kid pilot inspektor...I am seriously not kidding.

 

[Adamc-mh]

sheogorath from a oblivon "Wonderful! Time for a celebration... Cheese for everyone! Wait, scratch that. Cheese for no one. I suppose that can be just as much of a celebration, if you don't like cheese, true? You've run a maze like a good little rat. But no cheese for you yet. Well, maybe a little." and this " I'm so happy I could just tear out your intestines and strangle you with them!" and his scottish accent made it all the more sweeter

 

[Rancid0ffspring]

Bjorn isn't a stupid name...what are you talking about?!

OT: I can't really think of any, so sorry about that...

You can only be called Bjorn if you are in ABBA...

OR if you are a Space Wolves Dreadnought... Bjorn the Fell Handed.

Dude is so bad ass he fought along side Leman Russ

 

[PhunkyPhazon]

Fire Emblem has a guy named Dorcas. Just say that out loud without laughing. "Dorkas."