the most useless thing ever created

[MiracleOfSound]

The Banana Guard

I dunno, I could think of a few constructive uses for that.

 

[Zacharine]

Garden gnomes.

Useless pieces of garbage that aren't even asthetically pleasing to the eye and can't be repurposed as paper weights.

 

[muckinscavitch]

Twitter. I don't care about you taking a 10 pound dump, or if you are sleeping, or if you are going to work. No one cares.

 

[Insanum]

I actually hated children till I had one of my own. Now I feel differently about all kids. The change is most likely genetic in nature.

This is distinctly possible.
After all, if people didn't have a change of heart after having kids, "Shaken Baby Syndrome" wouldn't be a crime so much as it would be an art form.

It is probable I will always dislike children, if this is the case.
It's...the crying. A crying baby is the worst sound in the world. It's loud and sharp and...uneven, I guess is the best word I can use for it.

Its genetics. Its designed to be the one note you cant stand so you'll care for what it wants. Its Parents that DONT have that instinct i hate, But i do hate babies too.

They do provide the basis for dead baby jokes tho.

Twitter. I don't care about you taking a 10 pound dump, or if you are sleeping, or if you are going to work. No one cares.

Yeah, But if your doing all three at once you deserve a medal.

 

[Apache2142]

Ahh sorry man, i actually meant my reply to your topic-not yours