The Narcissism Test

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Joccaren

Elite Member
Mar 29, 2011
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14. High end of Average.

Authority: 2.00
Self-Sufficiency: 5.00
Superiority: 1.00
Exhibitionism: 0.00
Exploitativeness: 4.00
Vanity: 0.00
Entitlement: 2.00

Sounds about right TBH. Don't care for showing myself off, or about my looks at all. I feel I am superior to the average person [And I am], but not extraordinary by any means - there are those that would make me look like a fool if I ever thought I was I'm sure - I like having some level of authority, largely due to other's incompetence when placed in Authority, however if a more competent leader is found I am more than happy to let them take charge. I prefer to, and am able to, fend and think for myself, rather than having others do everything for me. I feel I am entitled to some respect from others, and a good life overall, though nothing in particular really. I do exploit other people fairly often, though only in minor ways and often for the benefit of both; Use my knowledge of my friends to manipulate them into going out and having a good time rather than sitting in their rooms and complaining about life as an example.

Questions are stupid, but it got an accurate enough result for me.
 

AvsJoe

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May 28, 2009
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Yay 9. With zero vanity and zero exhibitionism. Respect my meekness!

Authority: 2.00
Self-Sufficiency: 3.00
Superiority: 2.00
Exhibitionism: 0.00
Exploitativeness: 1.00
Vanity: 0.00
Entitlement: 1.00
Glaciatedhands said:
Your Total: 2
Authority: 0.00
Self-Sufficiency: 1.00
Superiority: 0.00
Exhibitionism: 0.00
Exploitativeness: 0.00
Vanity: 0.00
Entitlement: 1.00

What does this mean? D:
It means you're an entitled prick ;p
 

Sewer Rat

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Sep 14, 2008
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Authority: 0.00
Self-Sufficiency: 4.00
Superiority: 4.00
Exhibitionism: 0.00
Exploitativeness: 2.00
Vanity: 0.00
Entitlement: 0.00

So according to this I show no desire to lead others, am very self reliant, have quite the superiority complex, and on occasion manipulate others toward my own goals while expecting very little from life and others... Seems bout right.
 

Alaster Angelo

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Jul 12, 2010
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My total was 23.

Authority: 6.00
Self-Sufficiency: 1.00
Superiority: 3.00
Exhibitionism: 4.00
Exploitativeness: 4.00
Vanity: 1.00
Entitlement: 4.00
 

Darks63

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Mar 8, 2010
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I got a 7 which is what i expected since ive always believed i was the opposite of arrogance.
 

Clive Howlitzer

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Jan 27, 2011
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This test seemed a bit poorly designed to me. Nonetheless...
Total: 10
Authority: 2.00
Self-Sufficiency: 3.00
Superiority: 2.00
Exhibitionism: 1.00
Exploitativeness: 1.00
Vanity: 0.00
Entitlement: 1.00
 

kommando367

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Oct 9, 2008
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Score: 9

Authority: 0.00
Self-Sufficiency: 1.00
Superiority: 3.00
Exhibitionism: 1.00
Exploitativeness: 2.00
Vanity: 1.00
Entitlement: 1.00

Yeah, sounds about right.

With a few of the questions, I either agreed with both or didn't agree with either. The test needs more middle-ground.
 

Seagoon

New member
Feb 14, 2010
411
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0
Authority: 0.00
Self-Sufficiency: 1.00
Superiority: 2.00
Exhibitionism: 0.00
Exploitativeness: 0.00
Vanity: 0.00
Entitlement: 2.00

Your Total: 5

Some of the questions bugged me. For instance, I don't think I am in any way 'much like everyone else' but at the same time it seem's dickish and untrue to call myself 'an extraordinary person' ..
 

Daveman

has tits and is on fire
Jan 8, 2009
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13 - Average
Authority: 4.00
Self-Sufficiency: 3.00
Superiority: 2.00
Exhibitionism: 2.00
Exploitativeness: 1.00
Vanity: 1.00
Entitlement: 0.00

I'm surprised really, because I always thought I was really narcissistic.

Also, Entitlement 0, screw you stereotypes about private school kids!
 

MidnightCat

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Jul 21, 2009
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Your Total: 2

Authority: 0.00
Self-Sufficiency: 0.00
Superiority: 0.00
Exhibitionism: 0.00
Exploitativeness: 1.00
Vanity: 0.00
Entitlement: 1.00

Yeah... That felt a bit simplistic. I know I think more highly of myself than that, haha.
 

Zyst

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Jan 15, 2010
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I scored a 38, of course I knew that. I can literally spend hours (I'm not even shitting you) staring at myself in the mirror, I am utterly in love with myself and I think the most worthy partner would be myself for myself. I am really aware of how this sounds and I really don't give much of a shit, in fact, I like it.

EDIT: Scores following the format:

My score: 38

Authority: 8.00
Self-Sufficiency: 5.00
Superiority: 5.00
Exhibitionism: 6.00
Exploitativeness: 5.00
Vanity: 3.00
Entitlement: 6.00

Edit2: Why isn't Vanity higher? I am the most vain person I've ever met, that's just retarded.
 

SextusMaximus

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May 20, 2009
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Your Total: 27

Authority: 6.00
Self-Sufficiency: 4.00
Superiority: 2.00
Exhibitionism: 6.00
Exploitativeness: 4.00
Vanity: 3.00
Entitlement: 2.00
 

Dfskelleton

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Apr 6, 2010
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Wow, these questions are incredibly polarizing. Ridiculously so, actually.
I scored a 24, but frankly, I would rate myself in a 17-21 range in accordance with this scale. I do hold myself in very high esteem, but I don't consider myself to be superior to anyone. I am very proud of my physical appearance, but I don't downgrade other simply for being unattractive. I love being complimented and recognized, but I don't feel that I am entitled to those things.
In my book, I have abnormally high self confidence in most areas, but I don't think I'm at the narcissistic level yet.
 

generals3

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Mar 25, 2009
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I scored 23, boeya!

Authority: 5.00
Self-Sufficiency: 5.00
Superiority: 5.00
Exhibitionism: 1.00
Exploitativeness: 4.00
Vanity: 0.00
Entitlement: 3.00

Though i would like to not sometimes the possible answers didn't match in either case, heck sometimes the answers weren't even polar opposites but barely relevant to each other. So while the score kinda matches it's still somewhat broken.
 

Brandon237

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Mar 10, 2010
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I started answering, but they were so pathetic with no middle ground that I just fucking stopped because that test was gonna be 50% blank for me -.-

I would rate myself probably a 15-17, slightly less modest than average :p
But seriously screw that test and its awful binary choices.

EDIT:

j-e-f-f-e-r-s said:
One snip to rule them all...
One snip to find them...
One snip to bring them all...
And in the forums bind them.
I should have read this post before posting, it is a beautiful and adequately rage-ridden description of my exact feelings on this test. I applaud thee!
 

Judgement101

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Mar 29, 2010
4,156
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Your Total: 1
Authority: 0.00
Self-Sufficiency: 0.00
Superiority: 0.00
Exhibitionism: 0.00
Exploitativeness: 1.00
Vanity: 0.00
Entitlement: 0.00

Am I anti-narcassist?
 

Evil Smurf

Admin of Catoholics Anonymous
Nov 11, 2011
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I got 20. Apparently being confident, humble and generous makes me bad.
http://i.imgur.com/78PvC.png

However I am very good at lying and manipulating people.