The Narcissism Test

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I got six.

PhiMed said:
Clowndoe said:
I answered honestly:

21

Authority: 3.00
Self-Sufficiency: 3.00
Superiority: 4.00
Exhibitionism: 4.00
Exploitativeness: 5.00
Vanity: 1.00
Entitlement: 1.00

To the post above: It actually is about what you believe, that's narcissism.
No, it's not. Narcissism is excessive self-love.

From the article:

Not everyone with high self-esteem is a narcissist. Some positive views of the self may be harmless and in fact quite justified.

Which is why celebrities tend to score higher than others. Most actual celebrities (i.e. not reality television, not porn stars) have become celebrities through some accomplishment or another. Achievement should breed positive views of the self. Some people believe it's the other way around, but I would've scored much lower on this test when I was struggling to get into medical school than I do now, when I've completed medical school, completed residency, and started a fellowship. Now, if someone is an adult, living in their parents' basement, borderline illiterate, and has absolutely no aspirations in life, but they still have a high opinion of themselves, then that could accurately be described as demonstrably narcissistic.

Also, on physical attractiveness. I don't think it's narcissistic to think you're hot if people are constantly trying to get into your pants. I think that's just realism. If people alternatively refer to you as "Stinky McGhee", "Prairie Dog Face", and "Jabba", but you think you're hot, then that's narcissism.
lol. This is why Doctor is regarded as the number one aspirational career for the narcissist. Much like CEO is the favourite of the psychopath or programmer the favourite of the high functional autistic.
 

Libra

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3.

Authority: 1.00
Self-Sufficiency: 0.00
Superiority: 2.00
Exhibitionism: 0.00
Exploitativeness: 0.00
Vanity: 0.00
Entitlement: 0.00

wow..I knew I wasn't the most comfortable person in the world, but apparently I'm self-loathing or something. I prefer seeing it as modest...
 

M0rp43vs

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4. Goddam, I was at least aiming for 8, I ain't THAT humble.

Authority 4, everything else 0
 

OmniscientOstrich

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I got a 4

Authority: 0.00
Self-Sufficiency: 1.00
Superiority: 1.00
Exhibitionism: 0.00
Exploitativeness: 0.00
Vanity: 0.00
Entitlement: 2.00

Not a very good test, but the results are pretty accurate regardless. I have no self-esteem. >.>
 

BleedingPride

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Total Score: 13

Authority: 1.00
Self-Sufficiency: 3.00
Superiority: 1.00
Exhibitionism: 3.00
Exploitativeness: 1.00
Vanity: 1.00
Entitlement: 3.00

about what i expected, apart from exhibitionism. i didn't think it would be that high, but still about what i guessed. at least im not a narcissist eh?
 

Xan Krieger

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Authority: 5.00
Self-Sufficiency: 4.00
Superiority: 2.00
Exhibitionism: 0.00
Exploitativeness: 3.00
Vanity: 0.00
Entitlement: 1.00

This does explain my problems in ROTC in high school, I was the best leader, knew I was, and said it daily. No wonder I was never put in charge, I was an asshole and however good I was at leading was overshadowed by that fact.
 

Soluncreed

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Your Total: 28
Between 12 and 15 is average.
Celebrities often score closer to 18.
Narcissists score over 20.
Because you scored 18 or higher, you may want to check out the symptoms of narcissistic personality disorder.

Yikes. This isn't even true.
Authority: 8.00
Self-Sufficiency: 2.00
Superiority: 2.00
Exhibitionism: 6.00
Exploitativeness: 3.00
Vanity: 3.00
Entitlement: 4.00

There seems to be something wrong with this test.
 

WWmelb

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That test was pathetic. Sorry, but maybe 4 of the questions had an answer appropriate to my beliefs. Tests like this are skewed to give scores that people want to see unfortunately.

But for the record i scored 8.

Authority: 3.00
Self-Sufficiency: 2.00
Superiority: 1.00
Exhibitionism: 1.00
Exploitativeness: 0.00
Vanity: 0.00
Entitlement: 1.00
 

Cazza

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Total 4
Authority: 1.00
Exploitativeness: 2.00
Entitlement: 1.00

I'm lazy and like people to do things for me and my leadership skills are pretty good so when I know what I'm doing I will that charge.
 

TheDoctor455

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I scored a 5.

A lot of the questions need to be re-written.

Like Number 12, for instance...

"I like to have authority over others" and...

"I don't mind taking orders."

While those may seem like opposites...

neither really apply to me.

What would be more accurate is...

"I don't like to have authority... or taking orders."

Largely because most of time... 'orders' are yelled at me.

I hate being yelled at.

Anyway...

I think this test could be drastically improved if, in addition to more clearly juxtaposed options... they had one or two middle-of-the-road options on each question.

EDIT:

From what I understand of the disorder... this test is neglecting a key part of Narcissism that they should be testing for...

how subjects react to failure.
 

Smeggs

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I got 10.

Honestly, there were four questions that asked virtually the same thing; whether or not you like your physical appearance. My bullshit detector is going off and telling me this is bunk. If you want a decent personality test, take the Jung typology quiz.
 

Cyrus Hanley

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I got a 8, with 0 authority, 1 self-sufficiency, 2 superiority, 0 exhibitionism, 0 exploitativeness, 1 vanity and 4 entitlement.

Adam Jensen said:
This is one of the dumbest tests I've ever seen. I don't know what to choose because almost none of that stuff applies to me. It's such a badly thought out test. Why only two choices when clearly there can be at least four options that people can identify with on almost every question. Whoever made this test clearly knows nothing about how people think.
Seconded.

Very shitty test, saying this as someone who has studied Psychology and has an idea of how these tests are made. This doesn't even come close.

And statements like, "If I ruled the world it would be a better place." who wouldn't think that??

EDIT: I meant that to mean who wouldn't think the world would be a better place if they were the one ruling it.
 

Auron225

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I got 14. Apparently I think I'm superior to everyone else, but it also thinks Im self-sufficient which isn't really true either...

Yeah I don't think it's been designed all too well =P
 

Lucyfer86

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Score: 19

Authority: 3.00
Self-Sufficiency: 2.00
Superiority: 3.00
Exhibitionism: 2.00
Exploitativeness: 3.00
Vanity: 1.00
Entitlement: 5.00

No surprises there really.
 

Judgment90

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I have a 9.

Authority: 0.00
Self-Sufficiency: 2.00
Superiority: 2.00
Exhibitionism: 0.00
Exploitativeness: 0.00
Vanity: 0.00
Entitlement: 5.00
 

Jamous

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Most of the questions are bullshit though; you can't give decent answers. For most of them I found myself agreeing with both sides and my actual answer was reflective of either both or something outside the options they gave me entirely.

Your Total: 7
Authority: 1.00
Self-Sufficiency: 2.00
Superiority: 1.00
Exhibitionism: 0.00
Exploitativeness: 2.00
Vanity: 1.00
Entitlement: 0.00

MiracleOfSound said:
19, hehe. The two big fields were Superiority and Exhibitionism. :D
Is net celebrity getting to you Gavin? Pushing you up towards narcissism? WHAT HAVE WE DONE?! :p
 

DSK-

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lol, 20 apparently.

Authority: 2.00
Self-Sufficiency: 4.00
Superiority: 5.00
Exhibitionism: 1.00
Exploitativeness: 4.00
Vanity: 2.00
Entitlement: 2.00