The Narcissism Test

[Smeggs]

I got 10.

Honestly, there were four questions that asked virtually the same thing; whether or not you like your physical appearance. My bullshit detector is going off and telling me this is bunk. If you want a decent personality test, take the Jung typology quiz.

 

[Girl With One Eye]

I got 8 and agree that this test is total bullshit.

 

[Cyrus Hanley]

I got a 8, with 0 authority, 1 self-sufficiency, 2 superiority, 0 exhibitionism, 0 exploitativeness, 1 vanity and 4 entitlement.

This is one of the dumbest tests I've ever seen. I don't know what to choose because almost none of that stuff applies to me. It's such a badly thought out test. Why only two choices when clearly there can be at least four options that people can identify with on almost every question. Whoever made this test clearly knows nothing about how people think.

Seconded.

Very shitty test, saying this as someone who has studied Psychology and has an idea of how these tests are made. This doesn't even come close.

And statements like, "If I ruled the world it would be a better place." who wouldn't think that??

EDIT: I meant that to mean who wouldn't think the world would be a better place if they were the one ruling it.

 

[Auron225]

I got 14. Apparently I think I'm superior to everyone else, but it also thinks Im self-sufficient which isn't really true either...

Yeah I don't think it's been designed all too well =P

 

[Lucyfer86]

Score: 19

Authority: 3.00
Self-Sufficiency: 2.00
Superiority: 3.00
Exhibitionism: 2.00
Exploitativeness: 3.00
Vanity: 1.00
Entitlement: 5.00

No surprises there really.

 

[Judgment90]

I have a 9.

Authority: 0.00
Self-Sufficiency: 2.00
Superiority: 2.00
Exhibitionism: 0.00
Exploitativeness: 0.00
Vanity: 0.00
Entitlement: 5.00

 

[Jamous]

Most of the questions are bullshit though; you can't give decent answers. For most of them I found myself agreeing with both sides and my actual answer was reflective of either both or something outside the options they gave me entirely.

Your Total: 7
Authority: 1.00
Self-Sufficiency: 2.00
Superiority: 1.00
Exhibitionism: 0.00
Exploitativeness: 2.00
Vanity: 1.00
Entitlement: 0.00

19, hehe. The two big fields were Superiority and Exhibitionism.

Is net celebrity getting to you Gavin? Pushing you up towards narcissism? WHAT HAVE WE DONE?!

 

[DSK-]

lol, 20 apparently.

Authority: 2.00
Self-Sufficiency: 4.00
Superiority: 5.00
Exhibitionism: 1.00
Exploitativeness: 4.00
Vanity: 2.00
Entitlement: 2.00

 

[Emmenia]

Wow wasn't expecting a 16. Apparently I'm vain. Now you'll have to excuse me I need to go and check my hair in the mirror.

Authority: 3.00
Self-Sufficiency: 3.00
Superiority: 2.00
Exhibitionism: 2.00
Exploitativeness: 2.00
Vanity: 3.00
Entitlement: 1.00

Had a quick look at other quizzes on the website and saw this. Made me lol.

"For helping to determine whether you have symptoms commonly associated with adult attention deficit disorder (ADHD/ADD). This is a quick, 6 question quiz."

 

[Laudanum]

Total: 27

Authority: 8.00
Self-Sufficiency: 4.00
Superiority: 3.00
Exhibitionism: 4.00
Exploitativeness: 2.00
Vanity: 0.00
Entitlement: 6.00


Found more info on both NPD and treatment. I found myself wondering through all of it why anyone would want treatment..?

I don't feel particularly inhibited by my superserious webdiagnose.

 

[Cyfu]

Your total: 7

Authority:0.00
Self-Sufficiency:0.00
Superiority:0.00
Exhibitionism:0.00
Exploitativeness:2.00
Vanity:0.00
Entitlement:5.00

I'm apparently an entitled brat... Huh, that's news to me.
(I don't really think I am)

 

[Evil Top Hat]

Woah, the Escapist record so far! Not a particularly good test though since it can't differentiate between someone who erroneously believes they are better than others and someone who actually is better

That's not the point of narcissism. It's not a measure of false belief in yourself, it's a measure of your assumptions of your own abilities and talents. Whether or not you were really good at the things you thought yourself great at would have no bearing over the your status as a narcissist, if you were one.

 

[PhiMed]

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lol. This is why Doctor is regarded as the number one aspirational career for the narcissist. Much like CEO is the favourite of the psychopath or programmer the favourite of the high functional autistic.

"Regarded"? By whom? By someone who attributes success to personality disorders, because they have none of their own, I'd guess.

I don't aspire to be a doctor. I am one.

If you read my post, you'll see that I stated that I would almost certainly have scored lower when my achievements were fewer, because I had less to be proud of. Increased achievement = increased self-regard. If you haven't achieved anything, you've nothing to be proud of. If you've achieved things and you're not proud, then you're a self-flagellating masochist. People who have achieved success in their realm of endeavor, whatever their realm of endeavor, should be proud, assuming it's an honorable pursuit.

Suggesting otherwise is absurd.

 

[Robeltu]

My total was 20
Authority: 2.00
Self-Sufficiency: 4.00
Superiority: 5.00
Exhibitionism: 0.00
Exploitativeness: 4.00
Vanity: 3.00
Entitlement: 2.00

And then it warned me that I might have narcissistic personality disorder, how dare it accuse me of such things I'm perfect xD (the last part was intended as a joke but the results were serious)

 

[NinjaSniperAssassin]

I scored 20. I'm ok with that.

Authority: 4.00
Self-Sufficiency: 4.00
Superiority: 2.00
Exhibitionism: 3.00
Exploitativeness: 2.00
Vanity: 1.00
Entitlement: 4.00

 

[TheHmm]

31

Authority: 3.00
Self-Sufficiency: 3.00
Superiority: 6.00
Exhibitionism: 7.00
Exploitativeness: 4.00
Vanity: 5.00
Entitlement: 3.00

Ha! I'm better than all of you!

29

Authority: 8.00
Self-Sufficiency: 4.00
Superiority: 4.00
Exhibitionism: 4.00
Exploitativeness: 4.00
Vanity: 1.00
Entitlement: 4.00

You vain asshole.

You win this time.

 

[Kentr_Wrolfsong]

18, which I feel is pretty accurate. I should probably work on my superiority issues, but I don't feel bad about my high exploitativeness score. I take what I need and give what I can afford in return. That sounds like a perfectly logical approach to me, but I'm apparently a narcissist, so what do I know.

Absolutely goddamn everything.

 

[major_chaos]

hmmm an 18
Authority: 2.00
Self-Sufficiency: 3.00
Superiority: 2.00

Exhibitionism: 0.00
Exploitativeness: 5.00
Vanity: 0.00
Entitlement: 6.00

Sounds about right, though I would say that Entitlement score is a bit inflated due to some questions I wasn't %100 sure about how to answer, i.e "I insist upon getting the respect that is due me." yes I do, but only in the sense that if I'm being mocked or belittled in-spite of my contributions I tend to get a bit snarly. other than that it seems about spot on, I admit I'm a manipulator, and I know I don't like to be the center of attention.

 

[Ledan]

Apparently i have a superiority complex... idk about that . It's kinda hard to justify without sounding like I have a superiority complex, but I am a pretty schmart guy. I know that I can be wrong, I learn a lot from other people, but I am still a pretty schmart guy, and people + grades tell me so.

12
Authority: 1.00
Self-Sufficiency: 2.00
Superiority: 3.00
Exhibitionism: 1.00
Exploitativeness: 1.00
Vanity: 2.00
Entitlement: 2.00

 

[JasonKaotic]

Yeah, the questions did repeat themselves a lot. And the answers were all either "I don't know" or "I AM A FUCKING GOD".

But I got a 5.

Authority: 0.00
Self-Sufficiency: 1.00
Superiority: 1.00
Exhibitionism: 0.00
Exploitativeness: 2.00
Vanity: 0.00
Entitlement: 1.00