The Narcissism Test

[More Fun To Compute]

So it's just a truism, something with no basis in reality. It just "sounds right". That's what I thought. Someone (perhaps you, but I doubt it) just made it up.

I never said my main motivation for becoming a doctor was to be considered a success. You made that up, too. You're projecting, because you have a negative opinion of doctors, so you're projecting that view onto me.

I have quite a positive opinion of Doctors and have made no personal decision about you one way or another. It's a common definition of narcissist that they seek roles that give them "narcissistic supply." In that their desire for admiration and attention is seen as a central "need" that they have to fill in their day to day life. So careers like medical doctor are prime candidates since as you said the hard and near universally respected work that doctors do makes them seem way more worthy of respect than an underachiever. You are right that I did not make this up although in a way someone did I guess.

 

[l3o2828]

Your Total: 13
Authority: 0.00
Self-Sufficiency: 3.00
Superiority: 3.00
Exhibitionism: 2.00
Exploitativeness: 1.00
Vanity: 0.00
Entitlement: 4.00
So i'm an entitled piece of shit? :3

 

[EHKOS]

I think I have a problem. Although it may just be where I am in life, I would like to have more control over things so this seems to reflect that.

Authority: 8.00
Self-Sufficiency: 1.00
Superiority: 1.00
Exhibitionism: 2.00
Exploitativeness: 2.00
Vanity: 0.00
Entitlement: 4.00

 

[RedDeadFred]

I scored a 3.

A lot of the questions were pretty dumb, to be honest.

I agree. Some of them just seemed like only a massive asshole would pick one of the options. Plus there wasn't enough middle ground. I don't strive to be the center of attention but I certainly don't mind it either (kind of mandatory for being a teacher).

Anyway, I got a 7.

Edit: Most of my 7 came from authority.

 

[Karlaxx]

Authority: 1.00
Self-Sufficiency: 1.00
Superiority: 2.00
Exhibitionism: 3.00
Exploitativeness: 0.00
Vanity: 0.00
Entitlement: 4.00

That's a total of 11. My disinclination to ruthlessly exploit people apparently balances out my being an entitled attention hog. (I saw the entitlement coming, honestly.)

 

[Sleepy Sol]

My score is 17. Little higher than I was expecting, but honestly not that surprising.

Authority: 1.00
Self-Sufficiency: 6.00
Superiority: 3.00
Exhibitionism: 4.00
Exploitativeness: 1.00
Vanity: 0.00
Entitlement: 2.00

Test might be a little uh...meh...but I really don't feel my results to be too far off.

 

[George Francis Gaspar]

I'm a 14....but I love to exploit people....hmmm

Narcissistic Trait
Authority: 3.00
Self-Sufficiency: 2.00
Superiority: 2.00
Exhibitionism: 0.00
Exploitativeness: 5.00
Vanity: 1.00
Entitlement: 1.00

 

[knight steel]

Your Total: 17
Between 12 and 15 is average.
Celebrities often score closer to 18.
Narcissists score over 20.
Authority: 2.00
Self-Sufficiency: 2.00
Superiority: 5.00
Exhibitionism: 1.00
Exploitativeness: 2.00
Vanity: 0.00
Entitlement: 5.00
That seems about what i expected!

 

[cynik]

Stupid questions, but I scored 30, I might need medical assistance lol.

Authority: 8.00
Self-Sufficiency: 3.00
Superiority: 4.00
Exhibitionism: 2.00
Exploitativeness: 5.00
Vanity: 3.00
Entitlement: 5.00

Besides, many of them questions are more about your position at work, not your character, as a supervisor and general planner I simply need people to do what I tell them and I need to know very well how to make them do it without complaints.

 

[hooblabla6262]

Authority: 5.00
Self-Sufficiency: 3.00
Superiority: 4.00
Exhibitionism: 4.00
Exploitativeness: 4.00
Vanity: 2.00
Entitlement: 1.00
Your Total: 23

I'm cool with that.

 

[Arslan Aladeen]

Authority: 0.00
Self-Sufficiency: 1.00
Superiority: 0.00
Exhibitionism: 1.00
Exploitativeness: 0.00
Vanity: 0.00
Entitlement: 1.00

Total of 3. So I'm an entitled, self-sufficient exhibitionist? Sounds right. Is there an altruism test?

 

[Some_Jackass]

25...then I posted it on facebook, just to validate the results even moreso

 

[klausaidon]

Your Total: 28
Between 12 and 15 is average.
Celebrities often score closer to 18.
Narcissists score over 20.
Because you scored 18 or higher, you may want to check out the symptoms of narcissistic personality disorder.

Narcissistic Trait
Authority: 5.00
Self-Sufficiency: 3.00
Superiority: 5.00
Exhibitionism: 3.00
Exploitativeness: 5.00
Vanity: 3.00
Entitlement: 4.00

I'm not very surprised, I've always known myself to be a Narcissist.

 

[WanderingFool]

I got a 3.

Authority: 0.00
Self-Sufficiency: 0.00
Superiority: 2.00
Exhibitionism: 0.00
Exploitativeness: 1.00
Vanity: 0.00
Entitlement: 0.00


I gotta say, its kinda a crap quiz, as if only two choices for the questions, I cant really pick a right answer.

*Edit*

Also, while there, I took a young adult ADHD test... I got a 11. between 9 and 12 means I may have ADHD... which may answer some questions...

 

[Lethos]

I got 24 -.-

Authority: 6.00
Self-Sufficiency: 2.00
Superiority: 3.00
Exhibitionism: 3.00
Exploitativeness: 3.00
Vanity: 3.00
Entitlement: 4.00

Stupid test.

 

[SpaceBat]

I'm no psychologist, but I don't think the questions are all that appropriate.

The test is not well designed and will not provide an accurate indication of an individual's narcissism.

 

[Sticky Squid]

Your Total: 27
Authority: 5.00
Self-Sufficiency: 6.00
Superiority: 4.00
Exhibitionism: 5.00
Exploitativeness: 5.00
Vanity: 0.00
Entitlement: 2.00

 

[ShockValue]

Your Total: 20

Authority: 3.00
Self-Sufficiency: 0.00
Superiority: 2.00
Exhibitionism: 6.00
Exploitativeness: 4.00
Vanity: 3.00
Entitlement: 2.00

Uh, right then.

 

[Headdrivehardscrew]

Your total: 5

Narcissistic Trait
Authority: 4.00
Self-Sufficiency: 0.00
Superiority: 0.00
Exhibitionism: 0.00
Exploitativeness: 1.00
Vanity: 0.00
Entitlement: 0.00

This feels like one of those standardized tests. But one of the new ones, done by folks right out of university. There was so much cross-referencable obsolescence it triggered my paranoia.