Okay, I decided to use SCIENCE! rather than complain:
PageSpeed Report: [https://developers.google.com/pagespeed/#url=http_3A_2F_2Fwww.escapistmagazine.com_2F&mobile=false]
~ Failed to Reach 2 times out of 3
~ Report Score of 87 / 100 (...Huh. Didn't expect such a high score.)
AccessColor Report: [http://www.accesskeys.org/tools/color-contrast.html]
~ Both color difference and color brightness do not meet the recommended standard for 0% of the total text.
~ Either color difference or color brightness does not meet the recommended standard for 41.65% of the total the text.
PageSpeed Report: [https://developers.google.com/pagespeed/#url=http_3A_2F_2Fwww.escapistmagazine.com_2F&mobile=false]
~ Failed to Reach 2 times out of 3
~ Report Score of 87 / 100 (...Huh. Didn't expect such a high score.)
AccessColor Report: [http://www.accesskeys.org/tools/color-contrast.html]
~ Both color difference and color brightness do not meet the recommended standard for 0% of the total text.
~ Either color difference or color brightness does not meet the recommended standard for 41.65% of the total the text.