The Object to your left is now your weapon of choice in the upcoming weapon apocalypse, What is it?

[ScumbagEddie]

I have a lot of random things on my desk and an end table to my left - retractable razor knife, scissors, maglight, and a leatherman. Just use those to make a McGuyver a different weapon if I cant reach the guns in my closet.

 

[EcoHulk]

A coaster, so much for keeping the desk clean from stains now that zombies will bleed all over it.

 

[Baneat]

2 butterfly knives and a pocket knife.

Not too bad, and also, Oh, it's this thread again.

 

[Carbonyl]

I have a metal pole and a bike lock key, can has win yet?

 

[easternflame]

A roll of toilet paper: I think I can safely say CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!

Message for you and all who said/say "toilet paper", pardon me, but what is the toilet paper doing next to you?

 

[Slenn]

A stuffed raccoon plushie. Don't judge! I LIKE to sleep with stuffed animals thank you very much.

Oh it's on now! I'll augment the raccoon with a heavy weight inside and make a morning star out of it. I'll use the tail as the handle.

 

[Gethsemani_v1legacy]

A roll of toilet paper: I think I can safely say CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!

Message for you and all who said/say "toilet paper", pardon me, but what is the toilet paper doing next to you?

I asked a male friend what a roll of toilet paper was doing next to his computer... It would have been better never to ask.

Anyway, my weapon is now either the paperback edition of Generation Kill or a pair of Sennheiser earbuds (the earbuds are on top of the book). Shame to have to use such great earbuds to strangle someone...

 

[Hale Bloodshock]

Either my phone, wallet, a clock, or a miniature fan.

 

[Lady Larunai]

pliers.. those zombies aint gonna have no teeth when im done.. lets see em bite me now..

 

[Dark Knifer]

A leather jacket. Well, least I'll look trendy as a zombie.

 

[DR3AMCATCH3R94]

to my left: a bucket full of cords and a wii zapper. fuck
to my right: two god damn knives and a bunch of heavy shit.
fuck you world

 

[Psycosis]

an indestructible ceramic teacup that is almost as old as me
works for me

 

[Quazimofo]

Defibrillator

Maybe shocking a zombie's rotting head will fry the brain...

may i ask why a defibrillator is next to you?

as for me, the nearest thing to my left, as i am sittting in about the middle of the room on a laptop, would be a thin pillow filled with some synthetic stuffing. im fucked.

 

[BlazeRaider]

and electric fan, one of those conventional fans with the blade that cause buffetting.

Internet cookie to whoever got the reference.

 

[Siege_TF]

Empty beer bottle. Also super glue and glycerine. If it was to my right it'd be my nagatina, which would be far, far more preferable to a few components of (but not quite) a molotov.

 

[alandavidson]

A desk with legs that could come off in a pinch. I think I'll be alright.

 

[TheCommie12]

3 pieces of paper....wow I am going to die fast, YAY!

 

[Kuroneko97]

...It's a brick wall. With damp patches.

I do believe this is when I say "I'm fucked."

I think that is made funnier by your avatar, considering Dr. Cox's attitude.

OT: A wooden mannequin.

Well, at least I'm not the only one having their body ripped apart.

 

[azzwort]

MY BED.

 

[Jedoro]

Defibrillator

Maybe shocking a zombie's rotting head will fry the brain...

may i ask why a defibrillator is next to you?

as for me, the nearest thing to my left, as i am sittting in about the middle of the room on a laptop, would be a thin pillow filled with some synthetic stuffing. im fucked.

I'm a security officer, currently at work, and we keep it by the computer.