I have a lot of random things on my desk and an end table to my left - retractable razor knife, scissors, maglight, and a leatherman. Just use those to make a McGuyver a different weapon if I cant reach the guns in my closet.
Message for you and all who said/say "toilet paper", pardon me, but what is the toilet paper doing next to you?Corporal Yakob said:A roll of toilet paper: I think I can safely say CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!
I asked a male friend what a roll of toilet paper was doing next to his computer... It would have been better never to ask.easternflame said:Message for you and all who said/say "toilet paper", pardon me, but what is the toilet paper doing next to you?Corporal Yakob said:A roll of toilet paper: I think I can safely say CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!
may i ask why a defibrillator is next to you?Jedoro said:Defibrillator
Maybe shocking a zombie's rotting head will fry the brain...
I think that is made funnier by your avatar, considering Dr. Cox's attitude.Sassafrass said:...It's a brick wall. With damp patches.
I do believe this is when I say "I'm fucked."
I'm a security officer, currently at work, and we keep it by the computer.Quazimofo said:may i ask why a defibrillator is next to you?Jedoro said:Defibrillator
Maybe shocking a zombie's rotting head will fry the brain...
as for me, the nearest thing to my left, as i am sittting in about the middle of the room on a laptop, would be a thin pillow filled with some synthetic stuffing. im fucked.