The Object to your left is now your weapon of choice in the upcoming weapon apocalypse, What is it?

[Zeraki]

It is a curtain.

... fantastic.

Don't mess with me or I'll... I'll.

Block the light coming through your windows!
Ha-ha! Have at you!

 

[AGrey]

I have a tape measure.

well, I can build a place to hide in.

 

[OriginalError]

Master Replica Lightsaber...

If Dead rising is to be believed....... I'm good.

 

[Cheesezorz]

An empty bottle of yogurt.

God damnit.

 

[jackdaniel0001]

p3 controller apparently, and dental floss

 

[Dango]

A box of cornflakes.

I'm screwed.

 

[Monochrome]

Tough choice.
Origami heart on top of my Magic: The Gathering deck box(Pyromill).

 

[The Keeper]

The price tag off a shirt I just bought.

Yay....

 

[Wanderer787]

My printer. It's heavy enough to be used in a trap, or if there's still electricity I can use it to print a manifesto to try and get people to collaborate in spite of the madness.

 

[KapnKerfuffle]

Fear my pink neck pillow!

 

[Coffinshaker]

go go bag of +1 potato chips?

 

[NinjaRock]

A table and a piece of paper.
hmm. maybe i can barricade a door and draw a stop/do not enter sign on it.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Pillow. I am going to die.

 

[BabyRaptor]

A box of Junior Mints.

...I'm Fucked.

 

[Dangit2019]

My flashlight. Melee weapon?

 

[Harlief]

It's an essay I finished at midnight last night. I'm screwed.

 

[chrosbord]

Mine is a pillow.

Shit.

 

[Foxbat Flyer]

Next to me is 5 laptops, a desktop PC and a desk phone... Im screwed unless someone wants to buy one in the apocolypse, then ill use that money to buy weapons