The Object to your left is now your weapon of choice in the upcoming weapon apocalypse, What is it?

[Dragonpit]

A notepad with a pen. Could I ink people to death? No? I am so screwed.

 

[Rodario TheMighty]

My low-budget Gamepad I use for emus.

Schould work for me. CONTROL THE WORLD!

 

[Horned Rat]

My Epiphone Firebird guitar.. Well, I'm dead, there's no way I'm swinging that at a zombie!

 

[OGRe915]

a two foot long black steel ninja sword.... i think ill be ok

 

[mooncalf]

...It's a brick wall. With damp patches.

I do believe this is when I say "I'm fucked."

Is it a thick wall? I mean, maybe it would be an effective thing to hide behind.

Better off than me, I have a wine bottle. Not a particularly good wine, either.

 

[SteinFaust]

dinner plate, fork, pork chop bone. gonna fuck shit up.

 

[mew1234321]

I... have no clue what this thing is.

It's a small silver tube that produces a small spark if you pull back the triggery thing.

I guess I could wank off with it for the few minutes before someone finds me and cuts me to bits with their knife.

 

[GammaChris]

Sun Tzu's the Art of War...

I think I'll come out alright!

 

[LordMithril]

Either a screwdriver set (McGuyver ftw) My phone or my oldskool black MTG deck
If I learned anything from Fallout its that cardgames are the future

 

[aprildog18]

...the plastic cover for a straw (the ones that comes with a drink like Capri Sun or Hi-C

 

[steelserenity]

A Hello Kitty head-shaped pillow....?
well, it's not my FIRST choice, but maybe I could throw it at the zombies and convince them it was a human head with brains inside...

 

[Feylynn]

N64 Cartridge for The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time.
Well, maybe I can start a cult of warriors to defend me with it?

Alternately I might be able to throw it pretty hard...

I'm gunna go for plan three and play it 'til the world ends I guess.

 

[Rems]

Hmm an empty can of softdrink. Well i suppose it might help when hitting someone. Or mabye i could cut it a bit and try and get some sharp edges.

Someone being beaten to death with a empty softdrink can would be a long, slow process.

 

[phage83]

my dog (he's a ex-police dog that got "retired") im boned

 

[Kurai Angelo]

Given how common these threads are now, I always keep an arsenal either side of my computer, to cover the left or right eventuality. True story bro.

 

[MichaelTheBold]

Thank god im left handed, and that i always keep a short sword nearby
i am confident~

 

[X4NDR]

A Wacom Bamboo Tablet? I suppose I could strangle zombies with the USB cable and use the stylus and the tablet itself as a sword and shield type thing...

 

[sixkiller5]

a can of deodrant. might use it as pepperspray or else i smell nice when i die.

 

[eezaak]

A nice little solid metal heater. Now all I need is a gravity gun.