The Owned-Game

hopeneverdies · Nov 23, 2009

A mother spanks the toddler for his actions.

Neonbob · Nov 24, 2009

A car hits the mother.

hopeneverdies · Nov 24, 2009

A car crusher smashes the car.

RanD00M · Nov 24, 2009

Titanium car plating stops crusher.

hopeneverdies · Nov 24, 2009

A volcano melts the plating. And the car.

Neonbob · Nov 25, 2009

A helicopter lifts the car out of the way.

hopeneverdies · Nov 25, 2009

A phone call from Roman causes you to get distracted and lose control of the helicopter.

Neonbob · Nov 25, 2009

A drive by shuts him up forever.

hopeneverdies · Nov 25, 2009

The police crack down on the shooter.

Neonbob · Nov 25, 2009

Budget cuts shrink the force.

hopeneverdies · Nov 25, 2009

A charity raises more money.

Neonbob · Nov 27, 2009

The IRS claims taxes on that money.

hopeneverdies · Nov 27, 2009

The federal government drains that tax money to pay off the Mafia.

Are we the only one's playing now, Neon?

Neonbob · Nov 30, 2009

An uprising gets rid of the government.
[sup]Feels like it. Oh well!
*gets out chairs*
Let's get to know each other!
X-D[/sup]

hopeneverdies · Nov 30, 2009

The military quells the uprising.

Neonbob · Dec 1, 2009

A chasm swallows the military force.

hopeneverdies · Dec 1, 2009

Bugs Bunny fills in the chasm, which just happens to be the Grand Canyon.

Neonbob · Dec 1, 2009

Old age kills him in his sleep.

hopeneverdies · Dec 1, 2009

The Fountain of Youth is discovered making old age obsolete.

Neonbob · Dec 2, 2009

A sewer line contaminates the fountain.