The Owned-Game

[Neonbob]

A repairman fixes the hole.

 

[hopeneverdies]

A nail gets imbedded in the repairman's hand.

 

[Neonbob]

Rust corrodes the nail to the point of uselessness.

 

[hopeneverdies]

A dehumidifier removes moisture from the air to prevent rusting.

 

[Neonbob]

A toddler ruins the dehumidifier.

 

[hopeneverdies]

Choking hazards do what they do best to the toddler.

 

[Neonbob]

A bunch of laws put stickers on the choking hazards.

 

[hopeneverdies]

Judicial review deems those laws unconstitutional.

Yeah, this Supreme Court is a bit well... stupid.

 

[Neonbob]

A vigilante ignores the rulings.

 

[hopeneverdies]

Batman kills his competition.

 

[Neonbob]

Darkseid kills Batman.
[sup]siiiiigh.[/sup]

 

[hopeneverdies]

Space radiation kills Darkseid.

[small]Sorry[/small]

 

[Neonbob]

Lead shielding blocks the radiation.

 

[hopeneverdies]

Chinese toymakers break the shields down for paint.

 

[Neonbob]

Their government puts them all in jail.

 

[hopeneverdies]

The Red Guard betrays the Chinese government. No sorry Ultrajoe, not you.

[small]I've said it several times now, but I was right all along[/small]

 

[Neonbob]

The lower class revolts against the red guard.

 

[hopeneverdies]

Ethan Thomas beats up the lower class.

 

[Neonbob]

A football linebacker cripples Ethan Thomas after surprise tackling him.

 

[hopeneverdies]

A concussion leaves the linebacker in a terminal coma.