The Oxyclean Guy (Billy May)

[Anarchemitis]

 

[keyper159]

lol wierd

 

[Whobajube]

Billy Mays is my hero! He can make me care about, and want to buy, anything! Hercules hooks, mighty putty, oxyclean, anything! If only I were half as enthusiastic about anything as he is about everything...

 

[ffxfriek]

I'd love to see him and that ShamWow bastard get into a fistfight.

It'd be like this:

Billy: Billy Mays here with that Sham-wow douche! Today, we're gonna have a FIST FIGHT!
Sham-wow: Just look as the size of my fists, he has no chance! Look at the punch, practically invisible!
Billy: GET ON THE BALL!
*furious love scene between the two*

I'd love to see him and that ShamWow bastard get into a fistfight.

I would pay to see that fight

"BUY OXYCLEAN!!! ITS BETTER THAN YOUR REGULAR DETERGENT!!" as he punches Vince in the face
"ITS SHAMWOW, IS A SHAMMY ITS A TOWEL, AND ITS MADE IN GERMANY!" he round house kicks him in the face

both these are great. then he pulls out easy mend it and repairs the shamwow and says thats the mighty power of easy mend it

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id pay to see this fight

 

[HousePlant]

I LOVE that guy.

 

[Vim-Hogar]

I'm in the "turn it down" crowd, but my little brother (he's 11) certainly seems to love it, if only because he can endless quote, "Billy Mays here with the Big City Slider Station...", when he thinks it's too quiet/realizes he's not being annoying up to the proper levels.

 

[Eiseman]

Some say that Billy Mays snorts two lines of Oxyclean right before recording.

And have you seen his new Mighty Mendit commercial? He had a professional skydiver jump out of a plane with a torn parachute that was fixed with his shitty Mendit. ************ knows no limits.

 

[Balgus]

hmmm haven't heard that one before, we have BARRY SCOT and CILIT BANG! in England

 

[Zallest]

I'm laughing so hard.... it hurts... i love messing with Gmod people..

 

[Isaac Dodgson]

I always joke with my father that he could go as Billy Mays to a halloween party. all he'll need is a pair of khakis, the blue shirt, and a tub of oxy-clean, and maybe dye his hair a bit (he's going gray) but he looks quite a bit like him.

Next year i'm gonna convince him to dress up like him and I'll go as the sham-wow guy...not that i look like him but it would be funny.

 

[VoleurdeThym]

I think the Sham-WOW guy is the bastard child of Billy Mays and Beavis (Obviously of Beavis and Butthead).

 

[Eiseman]

Hey, be nice to Sham-WOW guy. He knows the Germans always make great stuff!

 

[Sketchy]

Beat me to it. I watched this with a mate and the first time we saw it we laughed non-stop for about half an hour. It's awesome.

 

[Zer_]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bsjd7fVJQy0&fmt=18

 

[TheBlueRabbit]

Is it just me, or is there anything Billy May WON'T sell? I actually saw a commercial with him for HEALTH INSURANCE!!! WTF?