The person above me secretly wishes for....

[mParadox]

Wants to transform into a kitten and jump into my lap. :3

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Wishes to be a robot and destroy various population centres.

 

[Fijiman]

Wishes to be the evil robot who is shunned by the other evil robots for being different than them.

 

[pyramid head grape]

Wishes for the bad kind of puppy!

 

[mParadox]

Wishes for a bad kind of kitty. <.<

 

[Fijiman]

Wishes for a hat so cool that those who look upon it for too long will have their eyes melt.

 

[mParadox]

Doesn't realize the implications of that on the ladies.

 

[Nickthequick]

Wishes for all monkeys to be able to sing.

 

[Yureina]

Secretly wishes to record monkeys singing.

 

[Sacman]

Secretly wishes to record the Monkees singing...<.<

 

[mParadox]

Secretly desires beans in form of nuts.

 

[mParadox]

The power to create energy from farts.

 

[Fijiman]

Wishes to explore the universe in a rowboat.

 

[Evil Smurf]

wishes to see a crocodile and not scream

 

[Yureina]

Secretly wishes to see a crocodile scream.

 

[Sacman]

Secretly wishes to know the difference between a crocodile and an alligator...<.<

 

[Nickthequick]

Wishes that they knew the muffin man.

 

[Roxas1359]

Wishes to eat the world's largest burrito.