The person above me secretly wishes for....

[mParadox]

Wishes to have terrible electricity like me. O.O

 

[Roxas1359]

Wishes to be on one electrical grid for the entire south of 2 states.

 

[Nickthequick]

Wishes to watch every movie ever made.

 

[Fijiman]

Wishes to have terrible internet like me.

I don't know, my internet can be pretty shitty at times so your can be too much worse.

Wishes to travel to the center of the Earth.

 

[Roxas1359]

My internet has a Ping of 1500, a maximum download speed of 128KBps and an upload speed of .2 MBps.
OT: Secretly wishes to become a joystick.

 

[Dr.Susse]

For the time to learn how to sing in German.

 

[mParadox]

To scream everyday sayings in German.

 

[Yureina]

Secretly wishes to hug someone screaming stuff in German.

 

[Fijiman]

Secretly wishes to speak every language ever spoken on Earth.

 

[Yureina]

Secretly wishes to throw pies at bystanders.

 

[Sacman]

Secretly wishes to throw her cherry pie at someone...<.<

 

[Fijiman]

Wishes to throw random objects off of tall buildings onto the streets below.

 

[Dr.Susse]

For a marshmallow jumping castle.

 

[Sacman]

Secretly wishes for his wishes to be secret...<.<

 

[Andrewtheeviscerator]

wishes to have a solar powered laser beam guitar

 

[Fijiman]

To have the sunglasses their avatar is wearing in real life.

 

[mParadox]

Wants to put those shades and wave to yesterday 'cause the sunlight hurts his eyes. :O

 

[Fijiman]

To go around randomly knocking people unconscious whenever he goes into town.

 

[Yureina]

Secretly wishes to take pictures of that.