The person above me secretly wishes for....

[Dango]

Wishes to have the world's largest afro.

 

[mParadox]

Wishes to shave the said afro with a scythe. O.O

 

[Fijiman]

Wishes to understand society.

 

[Roxas1359]

Wishes to be king of the fungus men.

 

[Dalek Caan]

The power to grow more heads to wear more hats.

 

[Fijiman]

Wishes for a top hat mounted machine gun turret.

 

[mParadox]

Wishes for Italian leather shoes which play classic opera with every step taken.

 

[Fijiman]

Wishes for an army of Steves.

 

[mParadox]

Wishes for an army of Alices.

 

[Fijiman]

Wishes to be card guard #12.

 

[mParadox]

Wishes to be generic guard #64.

 

[mParadox]

Wishes to kill all the soldiers of war and start a whole new war!

 

[Yureina]

Secretly wishes to watch the war while munching on popcorn.

 

[Sacman]

Secretly wishes the war never changes...

 

[Fijiman]

Secretly wishes to live in a Fallout type world and eat radraoch meat all day long..

 

[Sacman]

Secretly wishes to like in a S.T.A.L.K.E.R. type world, collect artifacts and die slowly from radiation poisoning...<.<

 

[Fijiman]

Secretly wishes that I had played S.T.A.L.K.E.R. before.

 

[Roxas1359]

Wishes to have terrible internet like me.