The Pickup Artist

[The Wooster]

The Pickup Artist

Transported in a box? Digital only?

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[Headsprouter]

Ummm...Free to play?

EDIT: Holy bejesus i just realised early access could imply that he likes underage grillz.

 

[tzimize]

Brilliant. The final panel was just comedy gold.

 

[kuiper]

pay-to-win?

 

[Shocksplicer]

Incredibly violent?
Overly obsessed with appearances?
Released in chunks over an extended period of time?

 

[Me55enger]

First-Person Shooter?

 

[Me55enger]

No wait!

Massively-Multiplayer.

 

[kuiper]

how about online only?

 

[MrFinnishDude]

Always online.
(that means she is on her phone all the time)

 

[The Pink Pansy]

DRM Free?
Green-lit?

Edit: Turn Based!

 

[JoJo]

Only suitable for ages 18 or over?

 

[Dr. Crawver]

Maybe he's into RPG's?

 

[Canadamus Prime]

Packed with over-priced DLC?

 

[Lvl 64 Klutz]

Man, this joke is gold! The punchlines are endless.

>Borrowed from a friend?
>In working condition?
>Sponsored by Doritos and Mountain Dew?
>With a $30 trade value?
>Created by Tim Schafer?
>Packaged with a manual?
>Co-op with a buddy?

Okay, I'm done.

 

[RA92]

Compatible?

Not two-dimensional?

Has low requirements?

Dumbs things down for you?

Someone your mum disapproves of?

 

[shadowxvii]

Retro?

 

[j0frenzy]

Bug free?

 

[Renegade-pizza]

pay-to-win?

No wait!

Massively-Multiplayer.

Pre-ordered?
Featuring addons?
Buggy?

Edit: Mobile?
Featuring lots of Koreans?
Better with mods?

 

[Bocaj2000]

Played with for a few weeks and then finished? Then realizing that the one before it was better?

 

[Kaimax]

Lol the joke keeps writing itself. XD