The Pickup Artist

[r1024768]

Vac-protected
Controller-Enabled
Has leaderboards

Turn-based?
4X?

Exploitable
Expensive
Explosive
Ex (once you run away)

 

[Jandau]

Full of pointless dialogue trees?

Made in next gen?

On sale?

Highly rated by a wide variety of sources?

Repetitive?

Dumbed down?

With realistic boob physics?

With local co-op multiplayer?

Broken and non-functional on release?

Overhyped?

 

[shadowxvii]

Can't stop the pun-train, choo-choo

- Multi-platform ?
- Exclusive ?
- Ported ?
- Collector's edition ?
- Free demo ?
- Open source ?
- Allows cheating ?
- Present on the eSport scene ?

 

[Namechangeday]

In the highest definition ever?
Point and click?
With checkpoints?
With weapons?

 

[Colour Scientist]

Full of white guys?

Ewewewew...

 

[Halla Burrica]

This comic is good, I wouldn't mind seeing more of the other guys and gals Erin's work's with, especially that chick who's obsessed with Firefly.. Oh, and what about that bear? Anyone remember the talking bear? Whatever happened to him? Is he still around, or did he travel to Alaska to live with his fellow bears-friends?

 

[Guffe]

This thread is pure gold!
Thank you escapist for making me laugh out loud once again!

 

[immortalfrieza]

You need to be drunk or high to understand?

 

[Bedinsis]

In physical form?
Something you just play around with?
Long lasting?
Fun?
Easy to get into?
Easy to control?
Stored in a box next to others?

 

[youji itami]

Ummm...Free to play?

EDIT: Holy bejesus i just realised early access could imply that he likes underage grillz.

Really? I thought it implied sex on a first date.

 

[Not Lord Atkin]

Oh my god, that might literally be the best strip you've ever done.

It's been ages since I've actually laughed this much at something on the internet.

 

[Thaluikhain]

This comic is good, I wouldn't mind seeing more of the other guys and gals Erin's work's with, especially that chick who's obsessed with Firefly..

Scary Penny, yeah, I liked her...huh...just realised that it might not be a coincidence that the weird creepy one is also the hardcore Firefly fan.

 

[Aerosteam]

Ooh! What about Simulation!

[small](Yeah, I don't know...)[/small]

 

[shrekfan246]

Full of white guys?

Ewewewew...

I'm not sure if that's better or worse than the Nintendo alternative involving the greater roster of Super Smash Bros.

-75% off in summer and winter?
-With annoying motion controls?
-With too much exposition and not enough action?
-With confusing objectives that never help you do what you're supposed to?
-"Emoshins"?
-Puzzling?
-Scary?
-With tons of loot?

 

[cynicalsaint1]

$4.99 for four hours of play?

 

[toms]

This world needs more articles with both "Nolan North" and "Pokémon" tags.

 

[cynicalsaint1]

Disappointing at the end?

 

[nuba km]

comes in a box (<- 2 jokes)
made by the same team that made others you liked
played with for 5 hours then sold to someone else
virtual reality
terrifying and lacking substance
tells you stuff in only very abstract ways

and now for a joke that makes me a bad person, read at own risk:

Spoiler

played with on day of release

EDIT: one more:
showers you with loot everytime you kill someone

 

[warmachine]

Who on Earth holds their pint in both hands? Is he afraid it'll slip from his grasp?

 

[themilo504]

My turn.

-Includes rpg elements.
-Buggy.
-Has no sequels.
-Old but cheap.
-Derivative.
-Action adventure.