The Pickup Artist

[Imre Csete]

I don't want to know how Open World with modding tools is going to fit in this context.

 

[freaper]

Rated T for teen?

I was somehow expecting a guy giving a pick-up truck an extreme makeover. This will do for now.

 

[shadowxvii]

There really id a lot more possibilities

- Playable with one hand ?
- Offers a great variety of hats ?
- Delayed ?
- Plug-n-play ?
- Kickstarted ?
- Developed by a multicultural team of various faiths and beliefs ?
- Reviewed by Yahtzee ?
- Used ?
- Offers hundreds of hours of gameplay ?

 

[ShindoL Shill]

Overhyped?
Overpriced?
Oversexualised?
Including a good soundtrack?
With lots of moral choices that ultimately mean nothing?
With countless, near-identical sequels?
With an overly long tutorial?
Real time strategy?

Uh... with a hole you can put your dick in? I think I'm out...

 

[RA92]

I don't want to know how Open World with modding tools is going to fit in this context.

Lets you walk all over him/her and provides easy access to nudity.

 

[yellost]

early-access... is that promoting child abuse ? XD
Man, I was already against the practice before but this is just lighting it in a whole new way...

 

[RA92]

- Reviewed by Yahtzee ?

More like abused by Yahtzee.

 

[sageoftruth]

Broken?

Independent?

Unusable without top-of-the-line hardware.

 

[Norix596]

No power in the 'verse can stop her joke-combo.

 

[MowDownJoe]

With a 7-year lifespan?

 

[The Hungry Samurai]

... Full of quick time events.

::drops mic, leaves::

 

[Glodenox]

It's been a while since I've laughed so hard at a comic. Thanks for that!

 

[Kevlar Eater]

Turn-based?
4X?
Obscenely bloody?
Can bend in hilarious positions like a ragdoll?

 

[Kerethos]

Comedic gold, just what I needed to take my mind of things.

 

[shadowmagus]

I've got enough friends that still play the field that I'm going to steal that pokemon line in the near future. That was simply priceless.

 

[shadowxvii]

- Reviewed by Yahtzee ?

More like abused by Yahtzee.

It depends if the girl/game is another Ride to Hell, or more like Portals ("tight" and full of mystery holes that leads to dangerous areas).

Also following in the Yahtzee mindset, always better with a jetpack ?

 

[Ratty]

Casual?
Hardcore?
(How have these not be used yet? XD)

Ummm...Free to play?

EDIT: Holy bejesus i just realised early access could imply that he likes underage grillz.

I was thinking it meant something along the lines of a pre-op tranny...

Just to let you know, please don't use the word tranny. It's a derogatory term and is the equivalent of something like "fag". Though it's still better than "shemale" which as I understand was created by a paranoid TERF "feminist" who thinks that trans women were some kind of "infiltration agents" of the spooky Patriarchy. Also not all transgendered people get surgery.

 

[TheSYLOH]

Good replayability?
User generated content?

 

[TemperHoof]

What? Has no one here had a Girl Friend yet? Clearly you guys missed out on the important parts:

Pay to Play
Monthly Subscription Fees
DLC
You need purchase various accessories you'll never actually use
Non-Disclosure Agreement
Alpha Testing
Beta Testing
Crowd Funding

And most importantly...

Not Backwards-Compatible

All of this can easily apply to a long-term relationship.

 

[Imre Csete]

What? Has no one here had a Girl Friend yet? Clearly you guys missed out on the important parts:

Pay to Play
Monthly Subscription Fees
DLC
You need purchase various accessories you'll never actually use
Non-Disclosure Agreement
Alpha Testing
Best Testing
Crowd Funding

And most importantly...

Not Backwards-Compatible

All of this can easily apply to a long-term relationship.

Expansion pack 9 months after release.