The protagonist from the last game you played turns out to be your biological Father/Mother

[oreopizza47]

Sense is no longer being made, I am the son of Otto Rocket. I was playing Rocket Power: Beach Bandits, and my father is apparently roughly half my age. Damn. You go Otto, get that tail.

 

[IcarusPherae]

the pyro? i guess i know very little about my parent, not even their gender!

 

[LuckyClover95]

Soap? Yeah, I'm down with that.

 

[lachcal]

Minecraft people can breed!?

 

[Jak LesStrange]

EWWWWWW..... My father is Harman Smith.... shit

 

[DannyJBeckett]

My father is the courier from Fallout: New Vegas, which is weird considering he's supposed to be an extension of ME.

 

[chinangel]

Shepard Mommy! Tell me how ya made that stupid turian's head explode again! <3

 

[Shock and Awe]

Master Chief is my dad? Thats pretty fucking AWESOME. That would mean Id pick up at least a FEW of those biological enhancements right?

 

[AbstractStream]

Vincent Brooks is my dad? Eh yeah, I can see that. Now how is he gonna break this news to Katherine? >>

 

[Kargathia]

Agent 47, I don't imagine that he'd stick around for long as a father and he's a very strange man. That would kind of suck.

It would appear we are brothers, apparently Agent 47 gets around.

The clones do help.

 

[tombman888]

So... who's the protagonist of League of Legends???

The game before that was Star fox command...........

 

[the_guitar_hero666]

Alex D from Deus Ex: Invisible war. I could deal with that, do i get his biomods?

 

[Skulltaker101]

Pyro is my father....we've always had a bit of a language barrier problem, but you don't understand! He only wears that mask because the family has an addiction to mexican food!

 

[Macgyvercas]

Wait...if my mother is a Blood Elf, how am I a human?

 

[jedilord08]

so Alucard is my dad awesome
i would be an evil vampire

 

[Fidelias]

So... I'm the son of Revan. Ummm... My childhood would either be really awesome, or really, really bad, depending on his/her mood. The good thing would be that usually people with parents that are strong in the Force end up being Force-users themselves. So yeah, I'm gonna be a Jedi! Or a Sith! Or something.

Dammit, just remembered Revan went off to fight some unknown evil, so I only have one parent now... That sucks.
And I'd always get picked on at school because people will call my daddy an evil bastard who almost killed everyone.

 

[Esotera]

Hm. Not too keen on this. There probably wouldn't be much opportunity to share feelings/show our love for each other. He'd probably be quite good at the whole father & son camping trip thing though.

Spoiler

 

[Ultress]

Well I think Vincent will like me better than his last two encounters with children.

 

[burhanr]

JC "fucking" Denton.

Pretty awesome, can beat the shit out of everyone's father.
Sunglasses in the night kind of makes him look Jersey Shore-ish though.

 

[Naosane]

Damn it. My father is... 50 Cent...