The protagonist from the last game you played turns out to be your biological Father/Mother

[newdarkcloud]

Minato Arisato, the protagonist from Persona 3 Portable.

Yeah, I was about his age in 2009 (when the game took place) and I'm not Japanese. We'd both probably just take it in stride.

This is still some weird space-time bullshit going on here.

 

[ManimalR]

Lara Croft, not too bad I suppose, she'd be away allot but I'd get to live in a mansion and be rich

 

[Booze Zombie]

I'm The Soldier's son?! Oh hell yes! He's awesome.

Let's go killing things and then design our own medals for doing so.

 

[viking97]

the sniper from TF2.

he could teach me to throw piss at people! er, i mean the ancient and secret art of jarate.

 

[gonzo20]

well it seems the vault dweller from fallout 1 is my dad, great i get to be a tribal!

 

[Lunar Templar]

I'm the son of a badass grey warden.

Spoiler

Worship me mere mortals, for my father made the Dark Pact

pff, my mother is a full blooded cat demon,(a Nekomata to be exact) who's broken the backs of far worse then the archdemon, and has transcended the limits of even demon kinda to become an 'Incarnate' (i was playing City of Heroes last night)

how ANY of that would translate over to ME >.> no idea, when i was digging about for the myths about Nekomata for her bio, didn't see anything about how the mix of human/catdemon effected offspirng, just that they wanted em. so I'll assume i getta be half cat demon

 

[Silenttalker22]

Am I the only one tired of these "The protagonist of the last game you played..." threads?

They are obviously fishing for the popular thread badge and they add nothing new to discussion.

People just come here, drop whatever they played and ignore the rest of the thread.

There's seriously nothing interesting to discuss here.

*and now is when you report me for being "intentionally antagonistic"*

No I just pity you for being too wrapped up in cynicism to notice that people are enjoying this thread. They're not victims. Nothing is being taken from them.

And that would make Frederic Chopin my father (Eternal Sonata). So my dad is like a 19th century rockstar!

Link. My dad's an asshole. He never talks with me.

lol well done sir

 

[FloatyScarf]

Raidou Kuzunoha IV.
Do I get to see him without hat? Better yet, I want one to wear myself.

 

[Spawny0908]

John Marston is my dad...I'm both happy and sad. Happy because he's John fucking Marston, sad because in the game he said his daughter died...guess that means I'm dead...fuck.

 

[Lightning Delight]

Rico Rodriguez from Just Cause 2.

If you'll excuse me, I'm off to go abuse the laws of physics with my dad's grappling hook.

 

[Parshooter]

Niko Bellic as my father would actually be kind of awesome.

 

[cubikill]

Jim Raynor is my dad, hell yeah.

 

[BlackLurker]

I picked an -EXCELLENT- time to load up my Wii. Samus Aran is my Mother. -I- -Fucking- -Win-.

 

[DarklordKyo]

Spoiler: Recette Lemongrass?

Yeah, I kinda doubt it, she's a little too young (unless she somehow traveled back in time after the events of the game).

 

[mrdude2010]

raz. cool i get to be psychic!

 

[mythstoorfoot]

Aw, I think Cole Phelps would be a great dad. Yeah, I'd like that.
And the game I played before that was FFXIII... so perhaps Lightning is my mother. The two of those as a couple is a hilarious mental image.


[img src="http://cdn2.mixrmedia.com/wp-uploads/ningin/blog/2010/04/ffxiii_lightning2.jpg"]


I mean look at them together! JUST LOOK AT THEM!

 

[Escapefromwhatever]

Cyclop is my Father? And I didn't injerit the X-gene? No fair!

 

[neonsword13-ops]

The Scout is my father.

I Hope he brings home some BONK! ENERGY DRINK, and a sandvich for lunch some time.

 

[manonfire11]

Nathan Drake is my father. At least I'm rich and get to live in a mansion. But who's my mother, Chloe?

 

[AzureRaven]

Commander Shepard is my father eh? Seems like he'd be a good one.