The protagonist of the last game you played wants too have sex with you.

[OctoH]

Cole MacGrath wants to have sex with me...ah hell.

 

[Elemental]

HAHA I win!

Spoiler

Don't give me that look, I was forced to play her.

 

[k3v1n]

hmmm...so a randommly generated wermacht soldier wants to bang me? eh, why not, I've always been curious about german sex and their freaky fetishes.

 

[Kakkoi]

MC of Persona 4 eh? Not bad, a little too young for my tastes though.

 

[Blemontea]

Samus! though its the carnation from Metriod Prime...

 

[Twilight_guy]

Female commander Sheppard? The gods have smiled on me today.

"I'm command Sheppard and this is my favorite guy on the citadel" *insert inappropriate porn music*

 

[Panda Mania]

Ezio? Well, seeing as I'm neither guard nor target...you'd be pretty nice to me. Also *recalling that one scene* whoa okay that settles it. Just keep the ponytail in place. For bonus points, transform into your impossibly cute younger self.

 

[Stealthygamer]

The Overlord? Damn No, i don't swing that way and even if i did i wouldn't

 

[Gabanuka]

Um, minecraft man with the skin of Vault boy. What?

 

[Sehnsucht Engel]

I would be sleeping with my hot funny femhawke rogue. I'd ask her to marry me afterwards.

 

[Zanderinfal]

Oh shit.
No.
NO. NO! NOOOO!
In the words of a scientist from the original game, "Oh my god (Gordon) Freeman, what are you doing?!"

 

[Kukakkau]

The Prince of Persia from fogotten sands (it was £5 in summer clearance)

I'd run and hope he doesn't keep going back in time till he gets his way.

 

[Zanderinfal]

Female commander Sheppard? The gods have smiled on me today.

"I'm command Sheppard and this is my favorite guy on the citadel" *insert inappropriate porn music*

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Oh, wait, you're serious.
Let me laugh even harder.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHABHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!

 

[hotacidbath]

Well, since it was Fallout: New Vegas and it was a slightly skinnier version of myself, I would be really weirded out and slightly titillated.

 

[HaussVonHorne]

Get in bed with Garcia "Fucking" Hotspur? Yes, yes I will~

 

[elbrandino]

The goddamn Batman?! Why did I play Arkham Asylum today?!

 

[HowardHoward]

Hrrrm Chell i think i come off quite well here, and the portal gun could lead to all new types of potential

 

[Noxshadow]

Anwen, Godric, Fiona, Aidan and Nadia...?
All at once?
Elves, knight, ghosts and wizards, Oh my!

 

[Noel Vermillion]

BlazBlue CS.

...

Hmm... who's the protagonist of that? Ragna or Noel? Either one is good. ;D

 

[Khinjarsi]

A female Mage Elf in Dragon Age? No thanks. Not even the companions. Not even the companion my character is romanced with, if only for name reasons.