The protagonist of the last game you played wants too have sex with you.

[Shoqiyqa]

FlightGear's Kamov Ka-50 Black Shark? That's not even po..... wait. Refuelling probe? Oh, **** NO!

Not really a protagonist, that, so doesn't really count, right? Right?

Okay, before that: Rock Band 3. Ah. Heh. I have two female avatars on that account, one cute and one ... hungry-looking ... and I do swing that way. I can cope with that.

Before that: Oh. Ah. Erm ... yeah, Thog smash well. Thog good at smashing. Thog big man. Thog not my type. Thog go try luck with my cousin. She do anything for attention and compliments. Thog tell her she pretty, she party with Thog. Thog not forget wear protection. Thog not know where she been. ..... Hero, yes. My type, no.

*thinks back further* MMO with choice of nine characters makes it hard to answer.

Hrm. Rock Band girls, I choose you! Also: you get hand-made fabulous new outfits afterwards!

 

[ShotgunZombie]

I just finished the ladders for all the fighters in MK... Wait, do I have to get in bed with everyone? Do I get to choose? Oh god! The last person I played with was either Quan Chi or Kratos... Sorry I don't do bald albinos (lol), now where Sonya, Jade and Kintana?

 

[gothic wolf]

I'm regretting playing bowsers inside story today, i either get fat plumbers, or a spike fire breathing turtle lizard thing. good times.

 

[Seanfall]

....Ezio Auditore De Forzi....Ehhh...Um....V.V crap.

 

[Feralcentaur]

Umm I played Civilization 5 as Genghis Khan but I renamed the character "Celestia"...
So my choices are a dead Mongol Warlord or a Pony Goddess of the sun?... I'd try to run but either way there's no escaping...

 

[Robert Ewing]

My character from Knights of the Old Republic. I'm actually quite proud of him. His name is Verdant Rah which is an anagram for Darth Revan.

 

[lord667]

Hmmm...last game I played was EU3, so that means my secret admirer is...France. We're going to need more lube.

 

[Abaddon41]

I can't recall whether I played Darksiders or Company of Heroes last, So I'll either be bunking with War or the entire German Army during WW2

 

[sunsethorizons]

I feel like Kratos would do terrible things to me.

 

[Yosato]

Who exactly would be the main protagonist of Tetris? I vote for T-Block - he is by far the most versatile, though I doubt any of them would make a good sex partner.

Lineblock might be good.

oh yeah, forgot about that one. . .

 

[CaptainTrilby]

Captain Olimar from Pikmin 2. . I'd crush him the poor man.

 

[Terrara]

So if I have Desmond do I like... get three in one?

 

[Atrocious Joystick]

Baldspot...why would you do this to me? You have a wife for christs sake!

http://www.google.com/recaptcha/api/image?c=03AHJ_Vut_QEdrsGjuIPb9slUNX6kKv-5jMlE6X6B23U2PaF2O2Pkm1p2zeuWaX5xKSCpNdWrrJ2L-nBZMkej1ac7ItoXRx0PH5kT4xDfR9Yz0bYgVP1uatYYMgzsUqXBDxfUU0uwVu-khG2CSq2k6fcryqDyrUIjGwQ

Yes, good sir. I most certainly agree.

 

[gigastrike]

Who's the protagonist in Team Fortress 2? You know what? It doesn't really matter.

 

[DragonSama]

Well I am playing Alice Madness returns so I get to do Alice. even though she is a bit on the bony side that's not too bad. As long as she doesn't go psycho and Stab me that is.

 

[Taham]

Good news: It's a customised character.
Bad news: The customisation doesn't include gender.
Worse news: He's automatically a bloke with massive muscles.
Even worse news: I'm a bloke too.

 

[DKen2021]

Alright, Samus! Although it would be difficult with the suit on so...

 

[Newbonomicon]

Let's see...

The Sims 3 doesn't count...

I did start up Jade Empire again recently, but I can't remember if I played City of Heroes after that or not. Either way it's a no. Actually, it would be a no regardless, because I wouldn't have sex with anyone, real or fictional. Why did I click this topic again?

 

[Dingo John]

I played Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2, and I guess the only person who really keeps coming back to the series without dying and who talks and walks like a boss/a protagonist is Captain Price.

Get me a bottle og Jägermeister and I'd go for it.