The protagonist of the last game you played wants too have sex with you.

[Domehammer]

Tropico 3... El Presidente no means no! Why didn't I make a female presidente!

 

[GodofDisaster]

Well, considering I was playing Pokemon Black last, and the main character is an underage boy, I would have to say no. For many, many reasons.

I to was playing Pokemon Black and I'm going to say the same this as this guy, no for many, may reasons.

 

[TheAceTheOne]

The protagonist from Psychosis, made by a fellow Escapist user's class. Talk to "The Heik" if you wanna get a copy, I guess. He's the one who was involved in making it.

 

[Cheery Lunatic]

FUCK YES COMMANDER SHEPARD.
Screw the "it's pixels, they're not attractive" bullshit. I think the Commander is fiiine.

Reaaally glad I played ME2 last and not Ratchet and Clank: Up Your Arsenal.
Not a furry.

 

[Im Phelpsing It]

I guess that would be a threesome with Troy Polamalu and Larry Fitzgerald...

Damn it...

 

[Nabirius]

As much as I wouldn't want to, I don't think it's a good idea to deny Kratos...

 

[jpoon]

John Marsten... *shudders*

 

[Hagi]

FemShep Ooh Yeah! [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Q7FFjUpVLg]

 

[DragonsAteMyMarbles]

Hawke.
...but it'd make Merrill cry! I don't want to make Merrill cry!

 

[sgt. soap mctavish]

Bayonetta? Sweet!

 

[Bobbity]

Ass Creed Brohood.

Ezio wants to have sex with me? That's kind of... strange...

There's no point running, but maybe I could convince him not to? He seems more into the chicks, if you ask me...

 

[Yoshemo]

A sexy male argonian thief?

Spoiler

 

[FalloutJack]

Soul Calibur 4 doesn't HAVE a protagonist. Only 'whoever you're playing as'. Ergo, I go into Character Creation and make a sexy female.

Actually, I'd say you're out of luck- I believe Siegfried would be the protaganist. (My apologies.) Still, good to see someone that's playing SC on the Escapist.

Nope, I deny that. This is a fighting game. Fighting games have a range of people to play with and it is whoever you used that is central to it at the time. And I...have not actually used Siggy yet. Sorry, it's a wossname... Loophole.

Don't blame you for that. Only reason I felt the need to mention it is because I tried to make the same argument (for a completely different reason), and my friend ended up running to the Soul Calibur wiki in an attempt to prove me wrong.

Siegfried Schtauffen is the main protagonist character in the Soul series and the most central character of the series.

Good try, but I never trust wikis.

 

[Alphakirby]

Well last game I played was Monday Night Combat and the last character was the assassin. Lucky me picking the only playable girl character in the game,plus she's probably one hell of a looker.

 

[LiberalSquirrel]

Soul Calibur 4 doesn't HAVE a protagonist. Only 'whoever you're playing as'. Ergo, I go into Character Creation and make a sexy female.

Actually, I'd say you're out of luck- I believe Siegfried would be the protaganist. (My apologies.) Still, good to see someone that's playing SC on the Escapist.

Nope, I deny that. This is a fighting game. Fighting games have a range of people to play with and it is whoever you used that is central to it at the time. And I...have not actually used Siggy yet. Sorry, it's a wossname... Loophole.

Don't blame you for that. Only reason I felt the need to mention it is because I tried to make the same argument (for a completely different reason), and my friend ended up running to the Soul Calibur wiki in an attempt to prove me wrong.

Siegfried Schtauffen is the main protagonist character in the Soul series and the most central character of the series.

Good try, but I never trust wikis.

Nah, more power to you. I'd go with a Create-a-Character over Siegfried any day.

...Personally, I'm just glad I played another game after my nostalgic Super Mario Bros. run.

 

[BlackWidower]

Last game I played was Myst Online where the protagonist was me. Well I am quite handsome...

 

[Kevlar Eater]

My female character in New Vegas? Her ass looks sweet in metal armor (only armored in the front), so yes, I'd hit that pretty hard.

 

[Kenko]

Pyro from TF2... Well, with a lil luck it's a chick

 

[Vornek]

Oh dear god! SHEPARD! Put your pants back on NOW! I don't care that you can be gay in Mass Effect 3. You haven't even reached 2 yet, you aren't capable of being a gay male, period.

Whew, that was scary. Why am I in stasis? Oh dear, I'm gonna be screwed.

Hm, can I go make a FemShep and come back here? Yes, no...Maybe?...Please?

-V

 

[Black Watch]

Oblivion. I basically made me in the game so I guess it would technically be masturbation, right?