The protagonist of the last game you played wants too have sex with you.

Ready2Go

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I'm pretty sure if Paxton Fettel from fear 3 wants to have sex with someone, he won't really ask for thier permission.
 

Arionis

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Alice, you're a little crazy, and I've heard some things.....

So, yeah. I'm up for it. Let's go down the rabbit hole.

*Cue Chesire grin*
 

Wierdguy

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Serious Sam... I would run but... fuck it Ill just bend over and take it, you cant escape that bad-ass mfcker anyway o_o'
 

Pyrokinesis

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Kyle Meadows said:
Always bet on Duke? I would cry a little bit.
Duke wants to bang me? Either hes a had too many beers, been knocked on his butt too many times, or desperate for my approval after playing that terrible game that'd he'd go gay for it...
My votes on that last one.
 

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Well, i just played Fallout 3. sooooo, i'm stuck screwing my self again....why does this always happen whenever i answer a thread like this? not that i'm not a nice guy but it's good to have a bit of variety....

also isn't the guy like 19? wouldn't that be pedophillia? i prefer not to think of the implications of that....
 

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I can think of worse things to do with my day.

Biodeamon said:
also isn't the guy like 19? wouldn't that be pedophillia? i prefer not to think of the implications of that....
Since when is the age of concent over 18?
 

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Genghis Khan from Civilization V? Well, that's kind of fucked up.
 

Biodeamon

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rutger5000 said:
I played S.T.A.L.K.E.R shadow of chernobiel and I opted to merge with C-Concience. So technocaly that would mean C-Conciences wants to have sex with me. That is the combined concience of 8 people, probably all male. I wonder how that goes. I'm up for all sorts of experiments, and if they use their bodies I might agree on it if I'm in an very adventerous mood. If they only use their mind(s), I'd be very very very scarred.
The other option is that it's just marked one who wants to have sex with me. hmmm, depends on my mood really. Like I said I'm up for experiments, but he is not really my type.
so the consciences of 8 people huh into one being?
now would that be a gang-bang or just plain sex?
 

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Plants Vs Zombies... I'm not sure who I'm sleeping with, Crazy Dave? The dude who's house I'm protecting (Which is... me?) the zombies or the flowers. If I delve back even further it's Starcraft so Jim Raynor... meh he's alright, pretty badass and everything, I'll answer this question when Heart of the Swarm comes out and I'm controlling a pre-infestation Kerrigan.
 

Amphoteric

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Gordon Freeman coming on to me?

How?!

Hopefully he will leave the crowbar out of this...
 

blaise_fire

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ME: I'm sorry Shepard I'm not into other women.
Shepard: *paragone charm option* BUT I LOVE YOU!
ME:... ok.
 

FalloutJack

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Soul Calibur 4 doesn't HAVE a protagonist. Only 'whoever you're playing as'. Ergo, I go into Character Creation and make a sexy female.