Anton P. Nym said:
Wargamer said:
Sorry, OP, but I don't buy your reasoning. I hate Master Chief for those very reasons you like him, and thus the reasons you claim make him popular.
"Oh Master Chief! You're so much more awesome than me!"
"Oh Master Chief! Only you can defeat this army of Covenant!"
"Oh Master Chief! Let me suck your cock!"
But the "One Free Man" gets a pass? "Follow Freeman!" "The Free Man is co-terminous." "Well, well, Mr. Freeman." (And Alyx's crush to boot.) The
Half-Life series is filled with fanboi-squeeing over Gordon too.
Or how about Judge Dredd, the living legend of the Judges, whose very name makes perps quiver in fear of the isocubes?
Let alone the Doom Marine...
Man, your pot-kettling skills are Olympic-grade.
-- Steve
You're confusing my pot-kettling skills with your own idiocy.
Freeman is mortal. He also happens to be a rocket scientists (okay, nuclear physicist). He's bloody smart, but not super-human. He has a really awesome suit of armour, but there were quite a few of those knocking around Black Mesa.
Gordon Freeman is mortal. The idolisation of Freeman during the game is no different to, say, the idolisation of Churchill during World War Two, or the idolisation of Alexander The Great, Leonidas of Sparta, or anyone else who did amazing historical deeds... unless you're so fucking retarded you're going to claim Leonidas could bench-press an elephant and breathe fire.
Next, Judge Dredd. He is
extremely mortal. He has had more injuries than every Marvel Super-Hero put together. Broken bones are common, he's had punctured lungs, concussion, broken jaw, gone into cardiac arrest and been declared medically dead by the Med-Judges more often than anyone should.
Yes, Dredd usually (note,
usually) triumphs, but so do a lot of people. Dredd is held in fear and awe because he is the best Judge on the streets. He's done it longer than anyone else, he's the only member of his class that didn't turn out to be evil, and to top it all off he's a violent sociopath who, where he not a Judge, would be one of Mega City One's Most Wanted.
Dredd is, yet again, the example of a mortal man who has excelled. Importantly, as I said, he does not always win; Stories such as "How to succeed in Biznis" or "Six" are two examples (which ran in succession) of Dredd failing to catch the perp. He's missed P.J. Maybe more times than I care to count, and I'm sure we can find plenty of other examples of Dredd losing if we really want to. Dredd is not super-human.
Last, but not least, DOOMGUY. What exactly do we know about him? He's a Space Marine, he had a pet rabbit, and... he's alone. Yeah, not a lot to go on. More than anyone else, DOOMGUY is what you make of him. However, he is clearly Human. Yeah, he gets the odd Daemonic Boost from the Megaspheres or whatever, and he's packing more firepower than God (who has a rocket launcher), but again he is mortal.
Put simply, what I despise about Master Chief is what I despise about most American Super-Heroes, with Batman and Ironman being the only exceptions I can think of. There's nothing Heroic about facing down an army of evil mutants when you can shit grenades and piss napalm. The heroism comes from facing down said army as a mortal man.
Halo Fanboy said:
So you're against the idea of commiting act of legendary heroism and then getting the credit you deserve? It seems that with your chosen models of videogame greatness reveal that your hate of the Chief is about as arbitrary as it gets.
See, this is why I hate talking to Halotards.
Master Chief is a fucking pathetic character. So is Superman. So are most Supers (ie: Super-Humans, not Super-Heroes), in fact. Wolverine and Spiderman are just about the only Supers I can think of that don't bore the fuck out of me.
I see no "Legendary Heroism" in Master Chief. Oh, the guy just slaughtered a full platoon of Grunts. That would be impressive where Master Chief not a God of War with the power of
OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAND soldiers!
Let me put this another way; is there anything heroic in you, the
real you, facing down a swarm of a hundred rats? No. Sorry. There isn't. A Human, especially an armed one, should fuck over a vermin swarm no problem. This is why Master Chief is so fucking stupid.
Characters I mentioned don't have his ultra-awesome invincibility. They don't have reflexes to amazing they can read Lord of The Rings cover to cover in the time it takes the enemy's bullets to hit their Shield. They can't punch tanks into scrap, or fly (without assistance), or shoot lasers out of their eyes, or do any of the things that supposedly make larger-than-life Ultramen so brilliant.
Yet I would pick Spartans over SPARTANS anyday. Heroism does not come from being some nigh-invincible super-dude, heroism comes from being mortal, knowing the odds of victory are ten-to-the-power-of-eighty-three to one, then doing it any way because
someone has to, so it might as well be you.
When Bungie release a game about Master Chief in his pre-Spartan days, when he was a mere mortal like the rest of us, I might start giving him some credit.