I am so fucking bored right now. I'm in a hostel in the North of France on my own and there are literally no young people living here! What the fuck? There's a big group of British students in the hostel next to mine and I think I'm the first female they've seen in a month. Other than that, the whole town is just populated by old people! I think everybody here is born old and they reproduce asexually. Oh gosh, I hope they reproduce asexually. If someone has any amusing travel travel stories to keep me sane, please PM them to me. Only if they're good. Or really, really bad so I can fall asleep.