The Setting Of The Last Game You Were In Is Your New Home

Barbas

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Ah. Bombed-out Lyons, surrounded by Wermacht and Allied troops. Eeeeeeehhhhh.....fuck.
 

Morsomk_v1legacy

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A soviet state in which there is almost nothing to find except almost completely empty buildings, zombies and bandits that are ready to kill you for your baked beans. I do not like the looks of it.
 

kailus13

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Kingdom Hearts:Dream Drop Distance. There are monsters everywhere and the town is abandoned. Bollocks.
 

Barbas

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We have five minutes to find some shelter before the blizzard or we're dead men.

Or...we could try sneaking across the ice in this weather. Hmmmm...
 

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So Walking Dead... Well I could probably deal with those zombies but I don't know if I'd manage to survive long since I don't seem to inspire much trust in people.
 

SirDerpy

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Advance Wars: Days of Ruin.

Well, I haven't beaten the final mission, so I guess I die by plants growing through my skin and organs, or get gunned down by post-apocalyptic raiders.

Shoot.
 

Barbas

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Oh good, more bandits...and they're on fire...and insane. Well, at least Hyperion hasn't-

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[HEADING=2]"Attention, citizens of Sanctuary: DIE. DIE. DIE."[/HEADING]
Oh, motherfu-
 

RedDeadFred

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Mount and Blade Warband -Prophesy of Pendor Mod.

So I'm in Pendor... It's nice and green. It appears that I'm in Sarleon's territory. Looks nice enough. Oh look, a group of people. I wonder if they're friendly. Hmm, some of them are holding crossbows. Time to run.

*Promptly gets shot in the back*
 

Barbas

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Werrrlll, "Sanctuary" ain't so bad if you ignore the constant lunar artillery. I wonder where Mamaril's gotten off to...
 

Drummodino

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Dark Souls 2 - Drangleic.

Huh this little campsite is quite pretty, gorgeous view. I wonder what's down this tunne- YOU DIED
 

SirDerpy

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(Still) Advance Wars: Days of Ruin.

Man, I can't believe I survived that last battle...and the creeping death.

I'm sure it'll get better from here on out. Just this last battle aaaaaaaannnnnndd what am I looking at?

*Gets lasered to death*
 

TheRiddler

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This was a bad day to give Dark Souls another go...

Although... if I just stick around Firelink and stay away from the most evil dudes (Lautrec, Petrus), I should b fine. Heck, I may even make friends with Laurentius.
 

Dragonbums

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(It's a good thing I couldn't play Five Nights at Freddy's)


Living in the Pokemon world? That's my fucking dream!
 

kailus13

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The world of Portal. Everyone's likely dead and if I'm still alive I'm in the custody of GLaDOS. Fuck.
 

TheMightyMeekling

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Civilization 5.

Everybody (Mayaland, Songhai, Arabia, Ottomans, Swedens) except Russia hates Japan, which is of truly puny size, but Russia is actually the only one who really matters, mostly because the only civilization who might have been able to stop it from blobbing is Arabia, which just ceded 3/4ths of its territory to Russia. It should also be noted that the Arabian territory was much greater than Russia's, so Russia's size more than tripled practically overnight. The current situation is, that Russia holds 2/5ths of the only continent. Also, Russia has crazy money and technology. Also, everybody keeps denouncing Russia, even though Russia has access to a military might many magnitudes greater than every other civilization combined. Also, they are basically one or two techs away from researching how to make nukes. Also, some civs still cart around in mothertrucking trebuchets.

All in all, if I lived in the Russian Empire, things would be pretty sweet.
If I lived anywhere else, I may just end up forcibly conscripted into a medieval army and be sent away to be blown to pieces by bombs dropped by planes.

Darn, I really should crank up the difficulty stage.
 

Barbas

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Well, I guess I could live on Elpis...so long as I get the hang of dealing with the local wildlife...
 

TheRiddler

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Ah, Rapture. Well, I suppose I at least go out in style... collecting all the food and beer I can find and locking myself in a room.
 

Morsomk_v1legacy

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Ohh god no! I don't want to live in the world of Eyal! Why would anyone want to live in a fantasy world in which magic is literally tearing the everything apart and the natural energies of the world decide to fight back. A world where necromancers are everywhere and an entire continent of orcs decide to invade the rest of the world.

This might sound cool, but when you find out that bunnies and bees are all trying to kill you, would you really want to live in such a world?