THE SHOCKING TRUTH ABOUT TACONEWS!!!

[xaszatm]

I mean, as far as gods go I think Taco is only on the realm of Hermes.

As for the war between the Brovengers and Injustice League (is it Gang now?), a friendly agreement was brokered a long time ago when the scourge of Sarkeesian came upon us and we found that our powers separated would never be enough to fight it back.

Unfortunately, even the combined might has proven to not be enough, it seems.

[sub][sub]By the by, I love the fact that I'm still not notable. I know my posting rate on the forums varies rather wildly from month to month and I largely don't make interesting posts, but it's still a very interesting thing to note. Most people seem to think that simply having a large post count is enough. Also, even though this is a silly thread I'm still going to specify that my post was a joke.[/sub][/sub]

[HEADING=1]PRAISE BE TO SHREKFAN246: THE LATE GOD[/HEADING]

Spoiler: Secret God Talk

sorry, I just picked to first couple of posters at the top of my head

XD

Spoiler

I realize how it sounds, but I actually wasn't kidding with being amused. There used to be a lot of people who got really hung up by the post count of people on the forums, like having five digits meant you were some kind of special deity who was palling around with the moderators all day long and thus became untouchable by the rules that constantly smacked down the little guys.

Haven't really seen many people like that lately, but they could've just been lost in the wave of SJW and anti-SJW stuff that has washed over this website the past few years.

Spoiler

True, I think most of them post in stuff away from the gaming and off-topic discussions because lately they have been kind of downers. Not a lot of Brovengers or Injustice Gang/Force/League (I'm gonna continue purposefully screwing it up now) posts and a whole lot of SJW, Anti-SJW stuff. This I'm hoping brings some joy back into these forums

 

[Skatologist]

@xaszatm: No fair, i want to be a god! Can i at least get demigod status or do i have to earn my rankings?

ONE JUST DOES NOT ASK TO BECOME A GOD! TO EVEN GRACE THEIR VERY PRESENCE, ONE MUST SUBMIT THEMSELVES TO THE DEADLIEST OF TORTURES. ONLY THEN CAN THEY EVEN LOOK AT THEIR FEET! ONLY THOSE WHO POSSESSES A HIGH POST COUNT CAN EVEN BEGIN TO CONTEMPLATE DEMI-HOOD!

Spoiler

Fine, i'll earn it, eventually, soon. And I shall be God Of... wow, never really thought of what pantheon god job i wanted. Maybe sleep, i like sleep, too bad i haven't been having much of it this weekend.

 

[Euryalus]

I don't report the news for two days and people start declaring you a god...

I'm not complaining mind you, I always wanted to be revered in the eyes of the proletarians!

So thank you xaszatm for making the truth be known to the people

First the Escapist, then the WORLD!

If you run the world as well as you run the league then we're going to be in trouble

 

[shrekfan246]

Not that we ever really get to choose what we're known for.

Truer words... though I guess if you try then the weird things are easy to stick xD

I'm not in the habit of making awkward jokes.

(That's a lie; all of my jokes are awkward.)

New social experiment. I'm just gonna make a shit ton of poop jokes. See if people start to hate me for it xD

Spoiler

True, I think most of them post in stuff away from the gaming and off-topic discussions because lately they have been kind of downers. Not a lot of Brovengers or Injustice Gang/Force/League (I'm gonna continue purposefully screwing it up now) posts and a whole lot of SJW, Anti-SJW stuff. This I'm hoping brings some joy back into these forums

Spoiler: Why am I still using spoilers?

User groups, my friend. And RP for some of them, apparently.

Alas, the Brovengers were defeated by the feminist frequency. Thus only the Injustice Pals were left to try fighting the good fight for fun and joy and happiness. Their resolve is admirable, but I fear that the Injustice Buddies have not the strength nor numbers to overcome this.

 

[Fiz_The_Toaster]

Taco? A god?

Ha, I say, HA!

You've clearly never met the man. He has one weakness!

Spoiler: It's anime bunny girls!

THAT IS YOUR GOD AND YOU'VE CHOSEN POORLY!

 

[xaszatm]

Not that we ever really get to choose what we're known for.

Truer words... though I guess if you try then the weird things are easy to stick xD

I'm not in the habit of making awkward jokes.

(That's a lie; all of my jokes are awkward.)

New social experiment. I'm just gonna make a shit ton of poop jokes. See if people start to hate me for it xD

Spoiler

True, I think most of them post in stuff away from the gaming and off-topic discussions because lately they have been kind of downers. Not a lot of Brovengers or Injustice Gang/Force/League (I'm gonna continue purposefully screwing it up now) posts and a whole lot of SJW, Anti-SJW stuff. This I'm hoping brings some joy back into these forums

Spoiler: Why am I still using spoilers?

User groups, my friend. And RP for some of them, apparently.

Alas, the Brovengers were defeated by the feminist frequency. Thus only the Injustice Pals were left to try fighting the good fight for fun and joy and happiness. Their resolve is admirable, but I fear that the Injustice Buddies have not the strength nor numbers to overcome this.

Spoiler: Spoilers are fun!

THAT IS WHY THEY NEED TO STEP INTO THE LIGHT AND BASK IN GODHOOD! FOR ONLY THEN WILL THEY DEFEAT THESE EVILS FOREVER!!!

(I might be having a bit too much fun)

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Spoiler: It's anime bunny girls!

You STILL have that picture?

Man, that makes me nostalgic... ish

If you run the world as well as you run the league then we're going to be in trouble

Cold but true

But whatever, people will still worship me because "god works in mysterious ways" and all that jazz

 

[Skatologist]

I mean, as far as gods go I think Taco is only on the realm of Hermes.

As for the war between the Brovengers and Injustice League (is it Gang now?), a friendly agreement was brokered a long time ago when the scourge of Sarkeesian came upon us and we found that our powers separated would never be enough to fight it back.

Unfortunately, even the combined might has proven to not be enough, it seems.

[sub][sub]By the by, I love the fact that I'm still not notable. I know my posting rate on the forums varies rather wildly from month to month and I largely don't make interesting posts, but it's still a very interesting thing to note. Most people seem to think that simply having a large post count is enough. Also, even though this is a silly thread I'm still going to specify that my post was a joke.[/sub][/sub]

[HEADING=1]PRAISE BE TO SHREKFAN246: THE LATE GOD[/HEADING]

Spoiler: Secret God Talk

sorry, I just picked to first couple of posters at the top of my head

XD

Spoiler

I realize how it sounds, but I actually wasn't kidding with being amused. There used to be a lot of people who got really hung up by the post count of people on the forums, like having five digits meant you were some kind of special deity who was palling around with the moderators all day long and thus became untouchable by the rules that constantly smacked down the little guys.

Haven't really seen many people like that lately, but they could've just been lost in the wave of SJW and anti-SJW stuff that has washed over this website the past few years.

Spoiler

True, I think most of them post in stuff away from the gaming and off-topic discussions because lately they have been kind of downers. Not a lot of Brovengers or Injustice Gang/Force/League (I'm gonna continue purposefully screwing it up now) posts and a whole lot of SJW, Anti-SJW stuff. This I'm hoping brings some joy back into these forums

Spoiler

Well, as someone who is not afraid of those threads (yes ladies I know how macho that makes me) I can still appreciate fun. Taco is fun. This thread is fun. Fun is fun.We need more fun in this b*tch. We need to laugh at this drama still here and looking to stay. If we couldn't laugh, we would all go insane- Robert Frost

 

[xaszatm]

Taco? A god?

Ha, I say, HA!

You've clearly never met the man. He has one weakness!

Spoiler: It's anime bunny girls!

THAT IS YOUR GOD AND YOU'VE CHOSEN POORLY!

[HEADING=1]PRAISE BE TO FIZ THE TOASTER: GODDESS OF TOAST![/HEADING]

Still doubt your godhood?

Spoiler

I'm just gonna be adding gods for every 5 digit poster I see.

 

[Euryalus]

-snip-

I don't know what you're talking abutt!

 

[Fiz_The_Toaster]

Spoiler: It's anime bunny girls!

You STILL have that picture?

Man, that makes me nostalgic... ishh

Well, to be fair, I knew it was still in my inbox here when you originally sent it to me. For giggles I went to see if I had it still or not, and lo and behold there it was.

Still makes me laugh everything I think about it.

Taco? A god?

Ha, I say, HA!

You've clearly never met the man. He has one weakness!

Spoiler: It's anime bunny girls!

THAT IS YOUR GOD AND YOU'VE CHOSEN POORLY!

[HEADING=1]PRAISE BE TO FIZ THE TOASTER: GODDESS OF TOAST![/HEADING]

Still doubt your godhood?

Spoiler

I'm just gonna be adding gods for every 5 digit poster I see.

XD

Goddess of Toast? Works for me.

BOW BEFORE ME OR I SHALL BURN ALL THE TOAST AND ALL FALLEN TOAST WILL HIT THE FLOOR BUTTER SIDE DOWN!

 

[Skatologist]

Taco? A god?

Ha, I say, HA!

You've clearly never met the man. He has one weakness!

Spoiler: It's anime bunny girls!

THAT IS YOUR GOD AND YOU'VE CHOSEN POORLY!

[HEADING=1]PRAISE BE TO FIZ THE TOASTER: GODDESS OF TOAST![/HEADING]

Still doubt your godhood?

Spoiler

I'm just gonna be adding gods for every 5 digit poster I see.

Spoiler

*Clears throat* T0ad has been here for a while now. I'd suggest god of nightmares/creepy masks

 

[shrekfan246]

Spoiler: Why am I still using spoilers?

User groups, my friend. And RP for some of them, apparently.

Alas, the Brovengers were defeated by the feminist frequency. Thus only the Injustice Pals were left to try fighting the good fight for fun and joy and happiness. Their resolve is admirable, but I fear that the Injustice Buddies have not the strength nor numbers to overcome this.

Spoiler: Spoilers are fun!

THAT IS WHY THEY NEED TO STEP INTO THE LIGHT AND BASK IN GODHOOD! FOR ONLY THEN WILL THEY DEFEAT THESE EVILS FOREVER!!!

(I might be having a bit too much fun)

Spoiler: But... but... they can be confusing!

Into the light? But they're not Superman, they don't gain power from sunlight! How would the Injustice Friends ever continue to survive when all the world knows of their true identities! The Illuminati gains power from existing in the shadows, to be known would be to fall! Our battle would be lost, and video games as we know them would cease to exist! And then nonsense posts like this one would no longer be made, as everything would have to be sterile and PC and I'm not sure if I'm being satirical enough for it to actually come across because text is a notoriously poor format for that kind of stuff.

I can ramble with the best of them.

 

[Euryalus]

Cold but true

I am the toad of truth. Truthful AND cold-blooded!

 

[xaszatm]

Taco? A god?

Ha, I say, HA!

You've clearly never met the man. He has one weakness!

Spoiler: It's anime bunny girls!

THAT IS YOUR GOD AND YOU'VE CHOSEN POORLY!

[HEADING=1]PRAISE BE TO FIZ THE TOASTER: GODDESS OF TOAST![/HEADING]

Still doubt your godhood?

Spoiler

I'm just gonna be adding gods for every 5 digit poster I see.

Spoiler

*Clears throat* T0ad has been here for a while now. I'd suggest god of nightmares/creepy masks

...oh crap, you're right.

-snip-

I don't know what you're talking abutt!

[HEADING=1]PRAISE BE T0AD 0F TRUTH: GOD OF BUTTS![/HEADING]

 

[Skatologist]

Taco? A god?

Ha, I say, HA!

You've clearly never met the man. He has one weakness!

Spoiler: It's anime bunny girls!

THAT IS YOUR GOD AND YOU'VE CHOSEN POORLY!

[HEADING=1]PRAISE BE TO FIZ THE TOASTER: GODDESS OF TOAST![/HEADING]

Still doubt your godhood?

Spoiler

I'm just gonna be adding gods for every 5 digit poster I see.

Spoiler

*Clears throat* T0ad has been here for a while now. I'd suggest god of nightmares/creepy masks

...oh crap, you're right.

-snip-

I don't know what you're talking abutt!

[HEADING=1]PRAISE BE T0AD 0F TRUTH: GOD OF BUTTS![/HEADING]

Spoiler

I gave you suggestions and you turned them down! Well, hope the God of Butts likes it.

 

[xaszatm]

Spoiler: Why am I still using spoilers?

User groups, my friend. And RP for some of them, apparently.

Alas, the Brovengers were defeated by the feminist frequency. Thus only the Injustice Pals were left to try fighting the good fight for fun and joy and happiness. Their resolve is admirable, but I fear that the Injustice Buddies have not the strength nor numbers to overcome this.

Spoiler: Spoilers are fun!

THAT IS WHY THEY NEED TO STEP INTO THE LIGHT AND BASK IN GODHOOD! FOR ONLY THEN WILL THEY DEFEAT THESE EVILS FOREVER!!!

(I might be having a bit too much fun)

Spoiler: But... but... they can be confusing!

Into the light? But they're not Superman, they don't gain power from sunlight! How would the Injustice Friends ever continue to survive when all the world knows of their true identities! The Illuminati gains power from existing in the shadows, to be known would be to fall! Our battle would be lost, and video games as we know them would cease to exist! And then nonsense posts like this one would no longer be made, as everything would have to be sterile and PC and I'm not sure if I'm being satirical enough for it to actually come across because text is a notoriously poor format for that kind of stuff.

I can ramble with the best of them.

Spoiler: SPOILERS ARE ALL

But the introduction to godhood removes such barriers and allows the Injustice Corp to gain powers from darkness even when standing under the blazing light. REJOICE!

 

[Euryalus]

[HEADING=1]PRAISE BE T0AD 0F TRUTH: GOD OF BUTTS![/HEADING]

Score! I shall use my power to smite my enemies with the runs!

 

[Elfgore]

The only God who really exist and should be worshiped, is Caramel Frappe! All other "gods" are nothing but fakes and deceivers. We of the one true religion shall strike the infidels down. Unite my Coffee Drinking Brethren!!!!! Destroy our enemies!

 

[BOOM headshot65]

What?...What is this blasphemy! Everyone knows that there is but one god:

And of all places for you to speak such blasphemy, it had to be in the great Jim Sterling's temple!

But look, I understand. You were confused by the true meaning of the phrase, "Thank God for me!" You see, there is no reason to thank God for anyone but God, and since the great and magnificent Jim would never tell us to do something so illogical as tell us to expect God to accept thanks for anything but thanks to him, we must conclude that Jim is God!

So repent! Stop worshipping these mere (yet great) prophets as if they were gods themselves. And if you must, don't do it in the temple of the great Jim Sterling. For while Jim may be merciful, his wrath can be great, and the last thing you want to do is end up on the Jimquisition being shouted down for your blasphemy and ignorance.

And always remember to thank God for Jim!...Or should I say, thank Jim for Jim!

*Recoils in shock/disgust* Away with you, Heathen!!! Your so called "God" is an infidel, and perhaps even the devil himself! It was spoken by the Prophets that the ONE TURE LORD ALLAH GANDI will be a man named for a board game. AND LO, HE WALKS AMONG US!! ALL WORSHIP YAHTZEE, TRUE LORD ALLAH GANDI!!