The only God who really exist and should be worshiped, is Caramel Frappe! All other "gods" are nothing but fakes and deceivers. We of the one true religion shall strike the infidels down. Unite my Coffee Drinking Brethren!!!!! Destroy our enemies!
THE SHOCKING TRUTH ABOUT TACONEWS!!!
- Thread starter xaszatm
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*Recoils in shock/disgust* Away with you, Heathen!!! Your so called "God" is an infidel, and perhaps even the devil himself! It was spoken by the Prophets that the ONE TURE LORD ALLAH GANDI will be a man named for a board game. AND LO, HE WALKS AMONG US!! ALL WORSHIP YAHTZEE, TRUE LORD ALLAH GANDI!!MysticSlayer said:What?...What is this blasphemy! Everyone knows that there is but one god:
And of all places for you to speak such blasphemy, it had to be in the great Jim Sterling's temple!
But look, I understand. You were confused by the true meaning of the phrase, "Thank God for me!" You see, there is no reason to thank God for anyone but God, and since the great and magnificent Jim would never tell us to do something so illogical as tell us to expect God to accept thanks for anything but thanks to him, we must conclude that Jim is God!
So repent! Stop worshipping these mere (yet great) prophets as if they were gods themselves. And if you must, don't do it in the temple of the great Jim Sterling. For while Jim may be merciful, his wrath can be great, and the last thing you want to do is end up on the Jimquisition being shouted down for your blasphemy and ignorance.
And always remember to thank God for Jim!...Or should I say, thank Jim for Jim!
xaszatm said:
Why am i always so tempted to make stupid sex jokes when I hear the words deeper and rear? I guess it's the last letter being r, definitely not that I'm immature about sex, definitely not that. >_>
Because this is Smash Bros 4 and we are either fighting for fun or for glory. i'm thinking we are doing a little bit of both.
Hm...post count seems good...TizzytheTormentor said:We know we chose well, all glory to the crunchiest of Tacos!Fiz_The_Toaster said:
THAT IS YOUR GOD AND YOU'VE CHOSEN WELL!
I for one welcome out truth bring Taco Lord, as he brings the truthiest of truths!
[HEADING=1]ALL HAIL TIZZYTHETORMENTOR: GOD OF TIZZINESS![/HEADING]
...fine, but only if they post in this thread.Caramel Frappe said:I'm not worthy to be a God. I admit, I have obtained more attention than I should of on this website but I am still grateful-xaszatm said:
.... Okay it's to cheesy. I will just admit that it was REALLY cool seeing my name in huge caps with someone nominating me as a God lol. Still, other people like Marter, Tizzy, Sassafrass, ect. deserve such titles and it's not because of their post count.
OT: Have to wake up at 4 AM every day?
Seeking enlightenment to fill your blood with high doses of caffeine?
Wishing to stay alert so your wife doesn't sneak out and visit your neighbor again?
Fear not, for the COFFEE GOD is merciful to those who're civil beings in this cursed world.
And you get 1 FREE drink per time you visit your closest Starbucks! Or McDonalds ... but eh.
[HEADING=1]PRIASE BE TO MARTER: GOD OF WRATH[/HEADING]Marter said:
(Also, I'm glad you're having fun)
Nonono!!! The rules go if someone asks you if you're a god you say "yes!" but if they just proclaim you to be god, deny deny deny. It makes you more credible that way... denial of divinity is in and of itself a sign of divinity.PsychicTaco115 said:
This thread is the best damn thing I've seen today xD
Kudos xaszatm, you made me laugh. Praise be to the gods of the Escapist!
Kudos xaszatm, you made me laugh. Praise be to the gods of the Escapist!
Because the infidels must be learned through way of the blade. Death to the non-believers!xaszatm said:
My lord hath rewarded me for my loyalty! What bounties shall thy receive for more! I must lead an inquisition against my brethren, we must weed out the unfaithful! For the Caramel!Caramel Frappe said:
Daystar and Fappy are Gods?
They don't even go here!
They don't even go here!
Yeah, god of being a douche.Daystar Clarion said:
@Colour Scientist: Wait, 5 digits worth of posts? You madam are a Goddess here! Now, the question is what you are Goddess of...
You're just totes jelly of my divinity.Colour Scientist said:
Mhmmm your tears, they taste like potatoes.
But...she is a god too. Perhaps not as big and strong and handsome and all powerful as you with your near 3 times as many posts, but she is a divine being nonetheless. Respect what is essentially your sister/coworker/we really need to know how you guys are tied together!Daystar Clarion said:
That be a fun idea, starting a mythos for this thread. What do you think?
