One of my history teachers told us a story about her family tree.
One of her relatives was a serial killer
One of her relatives was a serial killer
Of course. The mark of a good friend is that they'll help scratch your persistent itches using their teeth!Jazoni89 said:My college tutor once told me that he caught a couple having oral sex in the campus once.
Apparently the girl's excuse was that she was scratching an itch on his nutsack.
Vern5 said:I had this one teacher back in middle school who used to wear a strange pendant. One day, I noticed that there was a latch and hinges on that pendant so it stood to reason that there must be something inside it.
So, I asked this teacher what was inside this pendant of hers. She smiled and said that, if she told me what it was, she would be fired.
What the hell could she possibly be keeping in that thing?
I'm pretty sure birth control has to be taken daily once you're on it so it would be conspicuous to have to open that locket, and those come in dedicated pill cases, which are easily concealed in a handbag pocket. I like to think that it was a picture of her girlfriend. If this was made into a movie it would blow The Notebook out of the water! Because...girls kissing.Zack Alklazaris said:Birth Control perhaps? or is this one of those times that my utter ignorance (though I prefer innocence) of certain things in this world has made me look like an idiot again?
I just had the weird image of someone trying to scratch an itch on their back and their friend just starts gnawing where they're itching. With added "Nomnomnomnomnom" sound effect. That person would be my friend for life!Binnsyboy said:Of course. The mark of a good friend is that they'll help scratch your persistent itches using their teeth!Jazoni89 said:My college tutor once told me that he caught a couple having oral sex in the campus once.
Apparently the girl's excuse was that she was scratching an itch on his nutsack.
Kind of missing the point here, but you got flavoured ones!?sky14kemea said:I remember having the weirdest teacher for Sex Ed... When we were doing the condom class, she warned us not to take any... I think her exact words were "Don't take the flavoured ones, they're my favourite!"
A normal public school, the teacher brought in her ones from home....TrilbyWill said:Kind of missing the point here, but you got flavoured ones!?sky14kemea said:I remember having the weirdest teacher for Sex Ed... When we were doing the condom class, she warned us not to take any... I think her exact words were "Don't take the flavoured ones, they're my favourite!"
What fancy-ass school did you go to?
OT: A few of my friends had a conversation with a teacher about how he used to get stoned all the time.
So that made studying interesting.
Really? I think I need some new friends.... >Binnsyboy said:Of course. The mark of a good friend is that they'll help scratch your persistent itches using their teeth!Jazoni89 said:My college tutor once told me that he caught a couple having oral sex in the campus once.
Apparently the girl's excuse was that she was scratching an itch on his nutsack.
Right.sky14kemea said:A normal public school, the teacher brought in her ones from home....
Probably to make it extra awkward, although strangely they got an outside specialist to teach the boys sex ed class. Why they didn't do this for the girls I can't quite fathom.sky14kemea said:...That's possibly worse than mine! D: And we were in a mixed class...
Why do all the weird teachers do Sex Ed ;_;