The stupidest way you have hurt yourself.
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I gave myself an inch long scar in the fourth grade... when I missed my mouth with the fork and jabbed my cheek instead
I was heading inside once through the back porch. It was a small padio, a padio set covering half of it and a bbq on the other side, with utensils hanging off the side, and my dog was sleeping between the two. So I step over my dog to get inside... and stab my foot on a bbq knife. I didn't feel anything, but we could see veins so we decided to go to the hospital, where I learned how slow those fuckers are (I was twelve, but I'd never really hurt myself before except for a concussion, and I didn't remember that). We moved that knife and I had stitches for a few weeks and a scar to this day.
Minor cut, but I managed to actually cut myself not only on a piece of ice while getting it out of the freezer, but also on the Tin-Foil in a gum package after getting the gum out. (You know, the kind of package where you press in on the gum to make it pop out)
Carrying a set of lego wheels. They were on a metal axle, I tripped, the axle and plastic shards went through and into my hand. I got up, slighlty confused as to why the wheels would not fall off of my hand when I turned it over...SAM, CALL MOM!
The worst part were the wheel puns I had to endure in the waiting room: "it must wheelie hurt....(shudder).
The worst part were the wheel puns I had to endure in the waiting room: "it must wheelie hurt....(shudder).
The stupidest way to hurt yourself would be on purpose. And I've actually attempted to break my wrist before, by punching a brick wall. It hurt like hell but I didn't break my wrist. I once sliced my finger open quite badly (there was this flap of skin...flesh hanging off) because I was trying to open a packet of pepper with a cheese grater. Needless to say, I fail in the kitchen.
Dating a girl I had a massive insanely huge incredible crush on, knowing it wouldn't work out.
We broke up like 10, 11 hours after MW2's midnight release...
Ah... sleep deprivation makes you say stupid stuff.
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Physically, I have decided a couple of times that "sounds fun" at diving practice.
It was incredibly painful every time.
Also, never go from practicing 5 or more reverse doubles to reverse 1 1/2s.
That was the worse bruises I have ever gotten. It looked like I had tiger stripes from my chest to my toes. And I finally got the swim coach to admit we're more hardcore/manly/better/deal with more pain.
We broke up like 10, 11 hours after MW2's midnight release...
Ah... sleep deprivation makes you say stupid stuff.
Edit:
Physically, I have decided a couple of times that "sounds fun" at diving practice.
It was incredibly painful every time.
Also, never go from practicing 5 or more reverse doubles to reverse 1 1/2s.
That was the worse bruises I have ever gotten. It looked like I had tiger stripes from my chest to my toes. And I finally got the swim coach to admit we're more hardcore/manly/better/deal with more pain.
The list I could post would be WAY TOO LONG, so I'll just share the most recent.
I was making gnocchi for the first (and last time, too starchy) and I was preparing marinara sauce. Anywho, I opened a tin of tomatoes and something went 'wrong'. The lid of the tin went right into my middle finger, and got stuck in the bone. I rather gingerly removed it to find the flesh of my middle finger hanging off the bone. Of course I had no first aide supplies, despite my history of injury, and had to go out...
To give you an idea of the profuse bleeding, it took three hours and an entire roll of kitchen toweling to absorb it. I had to wander through the streets of Leeds trying to find adequate medical supplies because people kept trying to sell me dinky little bandages, which would not suffice. I ended up in a local Boots, standing behind two women arguing over who would pay for maxi pads, while the wad of toweling around my hand soaked in blood. The till worker, gave me a sheepish grin and was like, oh well, what can you do, until I waved the bloody wad of toweling at him. He shoved them out of the way so I could pay for my stuff. He even offered me medical assistance, and suggested I go to the A & E, but dammit, I'm a pro, I've done this sort of idiocy before, I could easily fix it myself.
I got home, and attempted to use steri-strips, but there was substantial blood and the first couple fell off. Long story short, I should have gone to the A & E, my flat was covered in blood, and gnocchi, as I mentioned, is too starchy. However, marinara sauce is unaffected by bleeding into it profusely. And if you cut yourself severely, even if it's a finger wound, if you hit bone, see a professional.
I was making gnocchi for the first (and last time, too starchy) and I was preparing marinara sauce. Anywho, I opened a tin of tomatoes and something went 'wrong'. The lid of the tin went right into my middle finger, and got stuck in the bone. I rather gingerly removed it to find the flesh of my middle finger hanging off the bone. Of course I had no first aide supplies, despite my history of injury, and had to go out...
To give you an idea of the profuse bleeding, it took three hours and an entire roll of kitchen toweling to absorb it. I had to wander through the streets of Leeds trying to find adequate medical supplies because people kept trying to sell me dinky little bandages, which would not suffice. I ended up in a local Boots, standing behind two women arguing over who would pay for maxi pads, while the wad of toweling around my hand soaked in blood. The till worker, gave me a sheepish grin and was like, oh well, what can you do, until I waved the bloody wad of toweling at him. He shoved them out of the way so I could pay for my stuff. He even offered me medical assistance, and suggested I go to the A & E, but dammit, I'm a pro, I've done this sort of idiocy before, I could easily fix it myself.
I got home, and attempted to use steri-strips, but there was substantial blood and the first couple fell off. Long story short, I should have gone to the A & E, my flat was covered in blood, and gnocchi, as I mentioned, is too starchy. However, marinara sauce is unaffected by bleeding into it profusely. And if you cut yourself severely, even if it's a finger wound, if you hit bone, see a professional.
I took three steps outside in football boots and slid over on some ice. I fell HARD and for some reason the impact point became a burn and left a massive scar three inches accross by two inches high in a weird oval shape. I look like a piece of abstract art on my thigh. Funny story though.
i was opening a toy packet you get in cereal boxes with a big 10inch letter opener....
i was 16 at the time. and lets say i pushed to hard and the knife forcfully penetrated through my hand out the other side. i now have 2 scars from one accident...
i was 16 at the time. and lets say i pushed to hard and the knife forcfully penetrated through my hand out the other side. i now have 2 scars from one accident...
Had an airsoft gun tucked into the front of my pants which discharged while I was drawing it... I was commando that day (
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When I was very young (2 or 3, I believe) I ran into the coffee table. The top was rectangular and very sharp at the edges. It actually cut my head open a little and I had to get stitches! Obviously running into something isn't as embarassing as a toddler, but still ridiculous. So when people ask if I was dropped on my head as a child I tell them "No, I ran into a coffee table!"