The superpower/weakness game

[Sir Broccoli]

But buffalo's are way more awesomer

The power to speak in any accent you like

 

[Susano]

But, no matter the accent, noone can understand you

The power to make my body and clothes clean without having to wash them.

 

[Darkintent]

But your skin always smells regardless

the abilty to make things orgasm by touching them (sorry if this has already been mentioned i cba to read the whole post lol)

 

[SimplyTheWest]

But, it also burns your skin...

The ability to drink and never get a hangover

Edit: Damn, beaten to it...

 

[Tesgami]

A. But you're like bubble boy, trapped in a human- hamster ball.
B. You are a binge drinker and are found dead in your bathroom.

The ability to not look like a moron.

 

[Sir Broccoli]

But you will act like one

The power to measure voltages with your mind

 

[Sindaine]

You still can't prevent them from shocking you.

The power to instantly and flawlessly memorize any fact, date, or bit of trivia you ever hear.

 

[prinxess]

But you cant speak of them.

The power of the sun.

 

[ICantBelieveItGoesBoom]

But you get MEGA sunburn when you masturbate and whenever you have sex she/he dies.

The power of a pencil sharpeners sexiness

 

[Biek]

Your "pencil" gets shorter the more you use it.

The power you choke people with your mind.

 

[ICantBelieveItGoesBoom]

Its not voluntary and can happen as randomly as Tourettes

The power to make a foghorn noise whenever you like

 

[prinxess]

Once again, nobody is around to hear it.

The power to laugh ALL the time.

 

[Banana Phone]

But your mouth grows by 1 inch per hour of laughing.

The ability to turn poop into... something other than poop.

 

[Lord Beautiful]

It only turns into urine. Congrats.

The power to make Twilight fans realize how shitty their beloved books really are.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

This will force thousands of teenage girls to rise up in anger. They will then attack you.

The power Of Dr.Manhatten.

 

[traceur_]

you will have blue balls

the power of god

 

[terribleyetfun]

you have a bunch of Christians ***** about how you`re not the true god and eventually you just give up and annihilate everything including yourself.

the power of telekinesis.

 

[SnowCold]

but only flying sharp objects into your face

The power to shoot wiimotes out of my brain

 

[EscapeGoat_v1legacy]

Wiimotes tear out of your brain, richochet off the inside of your cranium and puncture your brain once again. You have been killed by the Wii.

The power to change substances into solid, liquid or gaseous matter at my behest.

 

[Dragonrabbit]

But everything you touch has to change it's state of matter

The ability to make anything made of rubber turn into a pork item.