"The Talk"

headshotcatcher

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"The Talk", ahh, your introduction into adulthood. So thats where kids come from! When you grow to a certain age and get your first boyfriend/girlfriend/whatever your parents think they should tell you what's what. I however havent gotten it ever..

I know nobody who actually got "The Talk" from their parents nor does anyone I know someone who does. Has the increased sexualisation of the youth rendered it useless?


In short, have you had the talk (or has anyone you know had it for that matter) and what do you think of its endangeredness (is that even a word?)

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I have never had the talk, and I assume from my friend's general demeanour that they haven't needed it either. Never asked them to see if they actually had though.
 

The_Chief

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My cousins told me simply, babies come from sex. then i proceeded to scream it at a couple. i was six dont judge me.
 

Faps

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There is no real reason for parents in the UK to have it anymore as sexual education is taught in schools. That's where I learnt about reproduction, I learnt about sex from TV.
 

Daveman

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I never got the talk, I learnt everything from friends, biology and sex ed lessons and pornography. It's more than enough.

I watched Superbad again today, there are some awesome lines I missed the first 3 times I watched it
"I'm so wet"
"mmm, they said that would happen in health class"

"you have such a smooth penis"
"thank you, you would too if you were a man"
 

NeutralDrow

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I got the talk after my parents and I watched the terrible movie Ed TV. It was rather awkward, and pretty obvious to all parties involved that it was simply an obligation and I was already aware of everything said.
 

dommyuk

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I never got the talk, I found out from my best friend after he looked it up in a dictionary at the age of around 9 or 10.
 

shootthebandit

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ive never had the talk but its one of these things you work out for yourself

i hate people who lie to kids, just be honest and tell them that they put the cock in the pussy and wiggle it around. when it feels good youve put the bread in the oven, now wait 9 months for it to cook and thats how babies are made
 

AmrasCalmacil

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I more or less figured it out myself, with some help from the usual sources, all sex ed taught me was when to know I have an erection.
 

DazZ.

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Apparently when I was young my mother told me I couldn't treat my girlfriend the way I did and gave me a the talk. Don't remember it at all though.

Plus she had me at 17 so didn't really have much stance on the whole "don't sleep around/use protection" side of things.

[small]I'm scum :([/small]
 

Timotei

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I'm not sure whether to consider myself lucky or not. I never had the talk and had to find out about it from secondary sources. Oh what fun having to find out what "poontang" was from a 6th grader.

However I have heard the "sex before marraige=VIP ticket to hell" speech directed at my boyfriend.
 

barryween

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I didn't really get "the talk" I more got it in small parts that I pieced together, from my mom.
 

justnotcricket

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I never got a 'Talk' - I was reading Wilbour Smith books when I was 8 - and that man pulls no punches when it comes to the sex scenes in his books. =P Good stories (well, they used to be, some of his recent ones have been less inspired) and educational as well!
 

Mstrswrd

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The talk wasn't a "talk" for me, not really. My mom refused to lie to me, so when my pre-first grade self asked where babies came from, my mom got me a book, and we read it together (Which means I read it, and she simply explained what I didn't get). When 5th grade, and a formal sex-education, started to come around, I already knew pretty much everything. That's was also when my dad tried to give me the talk, but I already knew basically everything, so that was funny (I explained everything before he could start, than asked him if I had missed anything).

Golden Gryphon said:
According to my parents I asked a lot of questions when I was very young. Rather than answering every one as it came along they gave me a book called It's Perfectly Normal.
Holy Crap. I got that book when I was in 5th grade. It was useless, as I already knew basically everything about sex as it is taught from books and such.