The Thread of Love

[SomeLameStuff]

It put to rest any doubt that governments are still being run by too-old men.

Slavery.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

It makes me stay awake in my classes!

Rainy days

 

[Scarim Coral]

It's a huge relief to places that are or was hot.

Chicken pox.

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

There's a chance of becoming a mutated chicken man!

No cellphone service

 

[Nantucket_v1legacy]

Less radiation in my ear.

Comic Sans

 

[doomspore98]

It allows people to not write in boring old times new roman.

a crab in your pants.

 

[DotSlash]

I won't fall asleep in class for a while.

Door to your house is locked, and key is inside.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I always wanted to break into my own house; it shows all the security loopholes!

Gambling all your money away

 

[StormShaun]

You have to spend money to make money right....right?

Your friend's (Is ugly, fat and bad at cooking) mum.

 

[DotSlash]

I don't have to see her every day.. or eat at their house all the time.

Projects assigned over break.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

More time to do it.

Flooding.

 

[Kae]

I get to use my sandbox boat as an actual boat again!
[sup][sup]Happened on 1997 IIIRC, my poor pet chicken and turtle got left behind at the house and then got recorded by the news helicopter!
[sup]The clip isn't on youtube though, I've looked for it.[/sup][/sup][/sup]

Failing to find evidence.

 

[Nantucket_v1legacy]

If you pay them enough you can swim in their pool and drink their wine.

Boss at work.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

He isn't the Pointy Haired Boss from Dilbert

Clogged toilets

 

[Nantucket_v1legacy]

Ensures your bowels aren't weak.

Farting in an elevator.

 

[DotSlash]

At least you know how it smells now.

Pages of private messages.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I'm worthy of attention!

Rap music

 

[DotSlash]

They have good beats.

MMO Tryhards.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Someone, somewhere is paying them to farm for gold

Broken equipment

 

[Kae]

It's fun to try to repair it! Or at least to dismantle it completely.

Getting a door slammed in your face.