The Thread of Love

[SomeLameStuff]

You get someone to vent your frustrations on for the next hour.

Fish fingers and custard.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

It cleanses humanity

Bleeding out

 

[PsychicTaco115]

It's a nice reminder from the power company to pay my bills!

Prostate exams

 

[DotSlash]

At least I don't have cancer.

Pulling all-nighters.

 

[StormShaun]

You can get more things done!

MLP haters. (Don't worry, I'm not a brony or anything)

 

[PsychicTaco115]

It shows how much time they for debating!

Iphone 5!

 

[PsychicTaco115]

It's like a giant science experiment!

Drug Trafficking

 

[DotSlash]

People need to get their fix, y'know.

Broken A/C on the hottest day of the year.

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

Great way to get yourself to sweat and lose all that extra weight you beat yourself up over!

Fleas

 

[PsychicTaco115]

They give someone in the pet care industry a job!

Scratched CD's

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

Who uses CDs now adays anyway?! PPPPFFTTTT

Ants

 

[DotSlash]

I needed to practice my stomping.

Broken computer

 

[Verex]

The scrap parts are enough to buy a new computer.

Sand in your eyes

 

[Dr.Susse]

With time they will become pearls!

Hangovers.

 

[SomeLameStuff]

It's a sure sign that you had a good night.

Fish *shudder*

 

[Dr.Susse]

It's fun to try and see if you can trick something to leave the thing that's keeping them alive.

Bills.

 

[Jetut]

Make good for burining.

twilght (I havent read the entire topic so sorry if someone already said it)

 

[PsychicTaco115]

It teaches kids not to trust emo people

Charger broken

 

[Dr.Susse]

Well it was time I got rid of my Nokia 6110 anyway.

Nintendo just announced a new Mario game.

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

It's fun for the little squirts!

Flat tire