The Thread of Love

[EeveeElectro]

At least you know your mental state could be much worse.

Getting a stitch.

 

[MammothBlade]

At least you don't have to run any more...

Rabid dogs.

 

[Neuromancer]

There is a great classic movie revolving around one.

Serial Killers.

 

[MammothBlade]

They know how to have a party.

Charles Manson.

 

[Teoes]

The guy's got charisma.

Nintendo.

 

[MammothBlade]

Their consoles don't break easily.

Atari.

 

[EeveeElectro]

Masters of old school gaming.

Getting arrested.

 

[Headsprouter]

That'll learn ya.

Broken glass.

 

[username sucks]

The shards make nice shivs when no knife is handy.

Tornados

 

[Headsprouter]

They're friggin' cool.

Greedy Corporations.

 

[MammothBlade]

They make money!

Organ burglars.

 

[Teoes]

Someone needs organs, amirite?

Die Hard 5.

 

[kailus13]

Didn't have Shia Labeouf.

Shia Labeouf.

 

[Dangit2019]

Natural actor when he's in a good role.

Scat porn

 

[Neuromancer]

It reminds you that there are people out there that greatly surpass whatever casual fetishes you may have.

Incest.

 

[EeveeElectro]

At least their kids with the 6 fingers and three eyes will get bullied in school instead of you!

Stepping in dog poo.

 

[Teoes]

Someone's got to do their bit to spread it around and if it doesn't get walked into a shop, what will they have to clean up?

Hemorrhoids

 

[Neuromancer]

You get to shit blood! (Which is almost as good as getting to shit gold)

Schizophrenia.

 

[kailus13]

Means you always have someone to talk to.

Tooth decay.

 

[Kitsune Hunter]

A good way to remember to brush your teeth

Heart break