The Thread of Uncomfortable Truths

[MegaManOfNumbers]

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Wow, now I feel like crap.

 

[Carboncrown]

Once you die, you will never exist again, for all eternity.

That's not exactly true
If we follow up on theBig bang theory the universe will one day implode and explode again and there will probably be a same universe taking the same course of events on infinite loop

If that's true, I'd still say it isn't you. Not you, you anyway. Another you.

 

[Macrobstar]

1.anyone who criticizes the console they dont own is insecure about the choice they made

2. santa isn't real

3. if there is a god then almost all of us are going to hell

 

[Macrobstar]

no my mum has never, ever had sex with you, unless your my dad

 

[Mr.Mattress]

(Wow, I am not depressed by all these Uncomfortable truths. Weird... But I do have one to share with you all)

We all have done one thing in our lives that later on we're like "Dude, what I did that day could seriously screw me up for the rest of my life!!" (I have one, but I don't wanna share it)

 

[MegaManOfNumbers]

Every person is entitled to their opinio....

Portal is shit.

say that again to my face Buster.

joking. ^.^

 

[Lexodus]

Right now I'm outside your house, watching you through your window.

...Masturbating furiously. I know. I can see you, and likewise.

OT: - I am disgusted by fat people, and that includes those in my family, even myself (which is why I'm losing weight at such a rate).
- If you were a man and became a woman or vice versa, it may be your decision, your body, blah blah blah, but people are going to be freaked the fuck out, because it's NOT normal. Don't argue; it isn't.
- Sometimes, you just can't get over people, not entirely.

 

[MegaManOfNumbers]

You're not the only one with a great idea for a video game/movie/TV Series/book that will one day become incredibly famous and get amazing reviews and have armies of fanboys etc. almost everyone else is thinking the same thing and chances are your idea has already been done.

...

thanks for that, and I was aspiring to be a manga artist.

Now, I will die.

 

[Jake the Snake]

No matter what you do, there is always a destructive force that can easily crush all of your life's work in a fraction of the time it took to build up.

 

[googleit6]

On a more reasonable note: The things you say and don't mean. The things you mean and don't say. You only realise which is which when it's too late to matter.

That was deep, and depressing. I think I need to copy it down and stick it on my wall.

 

[MegaManOfNumbers]

Someone in the world might be creepily obsessed with you.

...

actually that made me feel better. thanks.

 

[guntotingtomcat]

The best one? Probs the breathing one. Thanks to you, I won't sleep tonight because i'll be too busy breathing.

 

[Theninja'skatana]

The universe will end the day i get laid
That and if 2012 is real, world will end 2 days before christmas(bought those gifts for nothing

 

[Lexodus]

The one time in your life you come up with something original, something amazing, somebody will steal it from you. Whether it's the secretly-jealous friend you asked for an opinion, the tv/movie producer/publisher that said you weren't quite what they were looking for, they will sniff out your original content and claim it as their own.

 

[guntotingtomcat]

If you are one kill away from you're killstreak on CoD6, there will be a power cut.

Also, masturbation is probably bad for you.

 

[Theninja'skatana]

I like to wet myself.

Me too. I think it feels about as comforting as taking a really good poop.

Holy Shit me too.(no pun intended) let's see if i can get more people to say this

 

[Theninja'skatana]

Deep down, at the very core of my soul...I know I could be the bad guy.

related note: I'm generally a good person who claims to be in the middle of the morality spectrum. That's a mindfuck even to ME.

 

[Theninja'skatana]

Posting some from the same thread on Reddit:

• No matter how hard you try, there will always be someone smarter than you, or more talented than you, or more popular than you. Just do what works for you.
  
  Once you are forgotten, you cease to exist.
  
  We are not all unique individuals with special personalities. Many of us are quite predictable and exhibit a very limited range of character traits, including stereotyped ways of interacting with the world.
  
  Size does matter.
  
  Everyone, at some level, is in it for themselves.
  
  People are bastard coated bastards with bastard filling
  
  I know nothing, and neither do you.
  
  Some people end up their whole lives working a job they never really wanted to do but it was the best and most sensible choice
  
  No matter how deeply you regret it, and no matter how hard you try to apologize for it, you will hurt someone that you care about. And they will never forgive you.

EDIT: Source; http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/89sev/dear_reddit_what_are_some_uncomfortable_truths/

How many times do i have to say duh before it gets redundant?

 

[MegaManOfNumbers]

Uncomfortable truth: There's a reason the people you like won't go out with you and you know what it is, but you're too mired in nihilism to change.

Nih- nihi- nihili- what the hell does that mean??

 

[Theninja'skatana]

Well, I had to take one, an actual one, in school because they thought I was stupid. I have a 134 IQ- they told my parents the result, and my parents eventually told me. I was looking out the window a lot, but whenever the teacher punish-called on me, I always knew the answer.

Here's some truths. There is no "Normal". Everyone is weirder than they let on. The Tea Party are being manipulated by rich people who want to keep raking in money. Politicians are lying to you. Your country does everyday what people think only "other countries" do. Everything you know is either a lie or wrong.

I took one at school too but I forget the score I got. it doesn't matter though because your IQ changes through your life, it's your base score modified by your age so a past IQ test isn't valid years later.

'Normal' is a rough average and it's also a label that the school weirdos apply to everyone to make it seem like they're monodimensional and have no deep thinking and life, to imply that they are subhuman compared to the reject in question. It's bollocks of course, they'll have peculiarities of their own.

Yeah they do but fitting in is easier. That's why we're here.