The Three Questions You Would Ask Your God (that aren't philosophical)
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What I would ask MY god? okay...
Why do you replace the S in your name with a 5?
Why did you name your cat that?
When are you going to release Professional Griefers?
Why do you replace the S in your name with a 5?
Why did you name your cat that?
When are you going to release Professional Griefers?
1. What's the deal with the platypus?
2. No, seriously. Was it some huge joke none of us has gotten?
3. Or were you drunk?
2. No, seriously. Was it some huge joke none of us has gotten?
3. Or were you drunk?
1)How does it all end?
2)When does it all end?
3)Will I get into heaven if I recant everything on my deathbed.
2)When does it all end?
3)Will I get into heaven if I recant everything on my deathbed.
Are people here to annoy everything else?
What are tomorrow's lottery numbers? I'd like to prove you can end world hunger by not being a jerk.
When did I get a god?
What are tomorrow's lottery numbers? I'd like to prove you can end world hunger by not being a jerk.
When did I get a god?
1) Are you really my God?
2) Really?
3) *pointing* You?
Actual questions would be:
1) Since you really exist, why don't you make yourself known to all of us without the need of faith?
2) Do you agree with the workings of the churches in your name given that they change which laws and teachings of yours can be enforced while also omitting entire written scriptures?
3) What are the winning lotto numbers for 01/01/2012?
2) Really?
3) *pointing* You?
Actual questions would be:
1) Since you really exist, why don't you make yourself known to all of us without the need of faith?
2) Do you agree with the workings of the churches in your name given that they change which laws and teachings of yours can be enforced while also omitting entire written scriptures?
3) What are the winning lotto numbers for 01/01/2012?
What happened to elvis?
How do I invent time travel?
Why do you hate me?
Maybe just that last one 3 times.
How do I invent time travel?
Why do you hate me?
Maybe just that last one 3 times.
No philisophical questions? But that defeats the whole purpose, I'd just leave feeling unsatsified. Oh, fine...
Can I have a huge lot of money, like a billion-gazzilion-million-trillion gold bricks in money?
Please?
What if I promise to donate some of it to charity?
Can I have a huge lot of money, like a billion-gazzilion-million-trillion gold bricks in money?
Please?
What if I promise to donate some of it to charity?