The Universe
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We are so insignificant... so small, adrift in a sea of blackness, with no beginning or end... Forever floating in no direction, with no purpose for ever and ever...
Who wants waffles?
Who wants waffles?
Waffles are the cure for when your feeling insignificant. So yes I want waffles.Bored Tomatoe said:
So we could just be a self-aware recording? Kick-ass! Also, that blue moon (Rigel) looks fun- let's move there =P.Silva said:
This makes three things come to mind.
Where is my hyberdrive?
Long distance call charges are going to be a *****.
And of course space marines.
Where is my hyberdrive?
Long distance call charges are going to be a *****.
And of course space marines.
Let me quote you something from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
"Space, is big. Really, really big. You just wont believe how vastly, hugely, mind-boggingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down to the chemist, but that's just peanuts to space."
"Space, is big. Really, really big. You just wont believe how vastly, hugely, mind-boggingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down to the chemist, but that's just peanuts to space."
I don't really care about all that crap, earth is still the best part of the universe, and I'm the best part of the world. I still think there isn't any life out there, and if there is, it's no consequence because it's much to far away to get too. Whoever said that it doesn't matter if the world is destroyed can eat what exits my ass. This is the world we inhabit, this is the world I inhabit, so it's the best fucking one there is. In fact, just to make sure there's no room for irrelavant thoughts about things that are bigger then we are, let's be perfectly clear: we are the only life in the universe. You can throw your probabilities at me all you like, but it doesn't change the the fact that we DO NOT have the right to destroy others from our climate controlled houses. Earth's life is all that matters. When global warming is no longer an issue, when overpopulation is no longer an issue, when us Westerners get our collective heads out of our asses in concern to our own importance relative to other life (including humans), that's when we start thinking about what's our there, when we've made damn sure that what's down here is the best part of the universe. And in fact, even when that day comes, screw teh rest of the universe, I'm fine with earth thank you very much. Even if global warming was no longer an issue I would still retire where I was born, not some exotic equatorial beach place we Westerners have saved from abandonment, except for those who went down with the ship. Fuck everything else, I'm the most important part, and anyone else who's with me. The universe can have as many atoms and molecules as it wants, but I'm gonna go for quality over quantity. In other words, VY Canis Majoris can suck my cock until I douse it's fires with my cum. I could kick it's ass at things that matter anyway, like Zero Hour, and Dawn of War. I know what's right, I don't need some tool telling me that this world is insignificant. This world is the ONLY thing of significance. Everything else pales in comparison to our might. Mother nuckers.
We definitely need Space marines, who else will initiate the orbital bombardments?UsefulPlayer 1 said:
It's not all that big. What you guys haven't been through the StarGate yet?
Geeze where have you been, I mean the Pegasus Galaxy was awesome!
On Topic: I love looking at space, one of my goals in life is to go to Africa just so I can look up into the night sky.
A dude I knew said that Africa is one of the best places to admire space with the naked eye.
Geeze where have you been, I mean the Pegasus Galaxy was awesome!
On Topic: I love looking at space, one of my goals in life is to go to Africa just so I can look up into the night sky.
A dude I knew said that Africa is one of the best places to admire space with the naked eye.
I am reminded of the immortal words of Homer:"I am a lonely insignificant man on a has-been planet orbited by a cold, indifferent sun!"xmetatr0nx said: