the ^ < V game

[deserteagleeye]

^ AGH! Cut it out you dick!

< Oh shit new Archer on Netflix.

V This gon b goo.

 

[Neuromancer]

^ Provide me with evidence that it shall be so.

< Naysayer.

v Doomsayer.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Doom, Happy now

< Valuable artefacts for the taking

V I am become death

 

[Barbas]

^ We don't want any! *slam*.

< That was strange.

v Still, it wasn't as strange as Gary Busey.

 

[deserteagleeye]

^ I read that on a Snapple cap.

< What the fuck is a Snapple?

V Want a Banango?

 

[Barbas]

^ If I throw it, will it come back?

< I love sausages!

v Pork sausage?

 

[Brownie80]

^ Bratwurst
< ...
V Well...

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Problem?

< AM I NOT GOOD ENOUGH?

V Deal with it.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Try harder

< I have a functioning liver

V Have some more renovation, lots more renovation

 

[Headsprouter]

^ MY SPINE!!!

< Liver not supposed to go there.! LIVER NOT SUPPOSED TO- *dies*

V Traumatised.

 

[Barbas]

^ Oh my.

< I am unsure how to proceed.

v There was a teacher of mine at the academy...

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Barbas-Sama...that teacher...

< ...was my left foot with a face drawn upon it.

V Golly gosh!

 

[Barbas]

^ Affirmative.

< Eyes desire too stand under thees organ is sums.

v Additional yew?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Off coarse.

< Ever feel like you're being botched?

V *kick*

 

[Barbas]

^ I will thank you not to piss in my cornflakes.

< Bluh, berg, BEEEEEEHHH.

v ...And how are you feeling, Darling?

 

[Fijiman]

^ Meh.

< Blarg.

V Stop hitting yourself with pastrami.

 

[Brownie80]

^ :O
< :$
V 7_(?c?)_I. Oh look what's that? *Makes a run for it*

 

[Barbas]

^ A wise choice.

< Those who 7_(?c?)_I and run away may live to 7_(?c?)_I another day.

v Digimon rights now!

 

[Brownie80]

^ The Digimon rights movement is one of the most overlooked in U.S. History.
< Call 555-I-Need-A-Life-Right-Now. That's 555-I-Need-A-Life-Right-Now.
V Together, we can stop Digimon from getting overshadowed by the P-Mons.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Not motivated.

< The other night, I was reminded that you can't run in dreams. I was forced to try rolling across the road.

V Keep ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'!