the ^ < V game

[Drummodino]

^ Turquoise

< Lalalalalala.

V Impress me with your feminine charms.

 

[Fijiman]

^ Hell no.

< Just got up a bit ago.

V Is a lonely old sea captain.

 

[Drummodino]

^ Sorry I ate it.

< Found it delicious.

V Top of the morning to ye sir!

 

[Barbas]

^ They sure are, Oswald, they sure are!

< To boldly go...

v ...Where no-one has gone without criminal charges before!

 

[Drummodino]

^ Tasmania?

< Rains a lot there.

V Look! A squirrel just sat on your shoulder!

 

[Barbas]

^ Oh, I love those things!

< C'mere, little fella. Have a nut!

v

Spoiler: Pub?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ PINTS.

< MATCH.

V SANGUINE, MY BROTHER!!! Wait, what?

 

[Barbas]

^ Welcome...home.

< I brought blood.

v Here, have a goblet.

 

[Brownie80]

^ No thanks, I quit.
< *Gets Root Beer*
V I like it on the rocks.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ A cold drink is okay, but I feel ice ruins it.

< Too much ice, too little drink. Not to be confused with lice.

V HA. HA. HA. HA...HA!

 

[Barbas]

^ Ah?

< Uh, yes.

v Ha. Um.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Dohohohohoho.

< So, RWJ isn't doing his thing, anymore.

V M'lady? /:E

 

[Barbas]

^ Whodat?

< Oh, the count.

v He's a vampire, you know. Worst-kept secret in the realm.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ The Count?

< I spent exactly 100 days of my first Oblivion character ever as a Vampire. That was my first TES game. Memories.

V Argonians, man.

 

[Barbas]

^ They are the coolest.

< We know it to be true.

v PISS!

 

[Fijiman]

^ Sniper, go home. You're drunk.

< Blarg.

V

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Why, won't, you, DIEEEEEE!!!??????!!!????11???!!!oneone!!???eleven!!??one!?

< HYYYREEAAAGGGHHH!!! *overzealous power attack*

V Good luck with the booty.

 

[Drummodino]

^ I can manage.

< *drags bulging sack away*

V No you may not ride the dragon, he doesn't like that!

 

[Barbas]

^ Well screw him then, I'll go and make my own dragon!

< I know who the one on the left is, but who are the two on the right?

v I'm glad you're buffed.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ *flex*

< *shine*

V *blinding light cast towards you*