the ^ < V game

[Barbas]

^ It really sucked.

< *Drinks better coffee*.

v Want any?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Coffee is not my jam.

< Embeth Davidtz aged worse than Pam Ferris did.

v Fulla baloney.

 

[FPLOON]

^ Not Judge Judy...
< Watches Judge Judy!
v Always wished to be Judge Judy?

 

[Barbas]

^ Blech, never.

< I cannot stand that woman. She is ein bint.

v Achtung!

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Ya boo! Fritz!

< Tally-ho and what not

V You tainted my love

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

^ but I loved your... no, I won't go there

< has at least some standards, as low as they are

v will at least feel bad about shooting an unarmed man in the back

 

[Barbas]

^ I am in a mechsuit, luckily.

< Oh, he meant that guy there.

v Nevermind. You may wish to run.

 

[Rabbitboy]

^ No thanks, I feel quitte good with where I am right now.

< Literally literal

v Want a kebab?

 

[Barbas]

^ I'd love a chicken one.

< It was not me, tovarisch, it was that darned pooch.

v I'm sorry, did you just borf me?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Get borf'd m8.

< I have named Barbas's avatar "Thin, Beckoning Lipped War Hero".

v Frustration-free packaging!

 

[FPLOON]

^ I also tuck to perfection!
< I do put "harem" and "indecisive" in my statement-based vocabulary...
v Stan or Bud?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Neither?

< Somebody went and mistook me for one of the TSR devs. *sigh* If only.

v Stop BECKONING!

 

[Brownie80]

^ but it's opposite day...

< THROW THE CHEESE!

V I like trains.

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

^ if you like them so much, why don't you marry them?

< thinks that might be legal in California

v stop thinking lewd thoughts about your toaster

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Maybe if I keep bringing him non-artificially intelligent toasters he'll finally notice me...

< That shaky feel when you've been completely focused on a screen for 5 hours without moving.

v SLEEP FOREVER!

 

[FPLOON]

^ Not tonight...
< I'm not in the mood!
v Quicky?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Sticky icky, poo-whee!

< Funny man, at times

V Gosh, I do believe this is an appropriate gesture to commit seppuku

 

[Fijiman]

^ No, I think that's just a call for help.

< Hates being sick.

V Needs morphine.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Sober, m8.

< Technically I can say I was on morphine once, but it was kaolin and morphine so it wasn't for pain.

v Good-tasting meds.