the ^ < V game

[FPLOON]

^ Just call me Dog the Squirrel Killer...
< Everyone must watch Documentary Now!!
v Position number?

 

[NerfedFalcon]

^ Well, my MMR is somewhere around 1.4k, if that helps.

< Really needs to stop playing Dota.

v Knows what an MMR is, and what an MMR of 1.4k means.

 

[FPLOON]

^ Misunderstanding?
< I could fix it, but...
v We still have a few seasons left to drag this pointless plot point!

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Just say a wizard did it

< Growing a moustache is taking longer than expected

V Magic satchel effect

 

[Barbas]

^ It's just been gammon-bombed.

< What is this?

v This is so OP!

 

[NerfedFalcon]

^ I know, right? Lambda solved the entire plot.

< I need scissors! 61!

v But enough about me, let's kill YOU!

 

[FPLOON]

^ But, I'm not American!
< American...
v Not American?

 

[Fijiman]

^ Wrong.

< My tooth hurts.

V Is a professional sloth wrangler in their spare time.

 

[Barbas]

^ A horse's ass I am!

< Wait...

v [small][sub]Fffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.[/sub][/small]

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

^ not tonight, dear, I have a headache

< plans to have a headache for the forseeable future

v get your freak on with a geek, Ron

 

[FPLOON]

^ Ron's my uncle!
< I don't see eye to eye with him...
v Can I teach you how to dougie?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ I can't dance

< Can't do much

V You make me feel like shooting

 

[Twintix]

^ Yeah, I tend to make people want to kill themselves.

_<'

V Can't lay a finger on my Butterfinger.

 

[Wary Wolf]

^ Twisted Necromancer. Who has Butterfingers!

,_<

V Will make some Butterfingers for everyone!

 

[Twintix]

^ I told you that you can't lay a finger on them, goddamnit! D<

< Bleh, it's raining.

V Luigi, I got Terminal 7.

 

[NerfedFalcon]

^ This is what a clown's septic tank looks like after years of partying way too hard.

< SHORYUKEN

v 91 bottles of beer on the wall...

 

[Wary Wolf]

^ Obliterates all through the Rising Dragon Fist

< No, I just haven't used the toilet 91 times and just happened to have spare bottles lying around

v Wanders why their beer tastes funny.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ That might be because it's fucking beer.

< The law.

v Prepare to be prosecuted. Vigorously.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ You can't prosecute vigilantes! You can't stop justice!

< Macho moment

V Oh, what a shitstorm, what a shitstorm

 

[Twintix]

^ Get some more toilet paper!

< Joel? Joel?!

V Did you download boobs again, Joel?!