the ^ < V game

[Wary Wolf]

^ That's not a Bagel you fool! It is the disembodied anus of NYARLATHOTEP! Munching it will open the gate to dimensions of unimaginable pain and torment! Our world will be swarmed by cosmic monstrosities beyond the darkest of imagination bent on our total destruction!

Oh wait... Yeah, it's just a bagel. Go ahead, it's yours...

NOOOOOOO!!!

< Just made the worst joke of all time

v Miraculously redeems this thread by writing something that's a lot more funny.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ There goes the neighbourhood

< *colossal canned laughter*

V Living with Dementia

 

[Wary Wolf]

^ That's not a Bagel you fool!

< How do I know I don't have Dementia? How do you know? How do I know I'm typing on a computer? I might be chewing my own toe-nails in a nursing home for all I know.

v Accidently gave everyone food poisoning.

 

[NerfedFalcon]

^ Doesn't realise

< that I don't like pie

v but maybe this person does?

 

[Fijiman]

^ Meh, not really.

< Doing things.

V Looking up reasons not to kill every squirrel that comes within a hundred meter radius of they're house.

 

[FPLOON]

^ Just call me Dog the Squirrel Killer...
< Everyone must watch Documentary Now!!
v Position number?

 

[NerfedFalcon]

^ Well, my MMR is somewhere around 1.4k, if that helps.

< Really needs to stop playing Dota.

v Knows what an MMR is, and what an MMR of 1.4k means.

 

[FPLOON]

^ Misunderstanding?
< I could fix it, but...
v We still have a few seasons left to drag this pointless plot point!

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Just say a wizard did it

< Growing a moustache is taking longer than expected

V Magic satchel effect

 

[Barbas]

^ It's just been gammon-bombed.

< What is this?

v This is so OP!

 

[NerfedFalcon]

^ I know, right? Lambda solved the entire plot.

< I need scissors! 61!

v But enough about me, let's kill YOU!

 

[FPLOON]

^ But, I'm not American!
< American...
v Not American?

 

[Fijiman]

^ Wrong.

< My tooth hurts.

V Is a professional sloth wrangler in their spare time.

 

[Barbas]

^ A horse's ass I am!

< Wait...

v [small][sub]Fffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.[/sub][/small]

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

^ not tonight, dear, I have a headache

< plans to have a headache for the forseeable future

v get your freak on with a geek, Ron

 

[FPLOON]

^ Ron's my uncle!
< I don't see eye to eye with him...
v Can I teach you how to dougie?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ I can't dance

< Can't do much

V You make me feel like shooting

 

[Twintix]

^ Yeah, I tend to make people want to kill themselves.

_<'

V Can't lay a finger on my Butterfinger.

 

[Wary Wolf]

^ Twisted Necromancer. Who has Butterfingers!

,_<

V Will make some Butterfingers for everyone!