the ^ < V game

[Headsprouter]

^ No. *continues to invade privacy and/or personal space*

< 5...4...3...3...2...1...Okay I can go.

v Now where the HELL is the exit?

 

[Barbas]

^ I burned the exit and cleaved the man who held the key into seven pieces.

< HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!

v Dogs.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Spah [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_myDNhSGd4]

< Spy is everything!

V Seppuku party

 

[Barbas]

^ *Retches*. What a terrible custom.

< Yes, we should invade.

v Invading, BRB.

 

[FPLOON]

^ Disconnecting ATM...
< My first three amiibos keep staring at me!
v An Eli Roth movie based on a story by Clive Barker?

 

[Barbas]

^ ... I'll have a brown one, please!

< Have a moustache?

v I bet you'd like some bagels.

 

[NerfedFalcon]

^ SHORYUKEN!

< ...that has to be the stupidest callback of all time.

v That's a weird place to put a piano.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ As soon as the target opens the door it'll work

< They open the door, the bucket of water falls on them, they slip backwards into the wheelie chair, wheel down the stairs, into the kitchen, into the pan of fat, onto the gas stove, run burning into the living room, where the boxing glove on a spring fires from the couch launching them out the window, onto the trampoline in the drive-way, over the roof into the electric rack in the garden, repelling them onto the sack weight, where the piano drops on them.

V Now is that or funny or is that funny?

 

[Twintix]

^ I didn't realize I'd walked onto the set of a live-action Tom & Jerry movie. (I should slap myself for typing that)

< *got a capture device for her birthday*

V What can I capture with it?

 

[Wary Wolf]

^ Years and years of treasured moments

< Slaps himself for typing that

V Only ever had one treasured moment. Lasted three seconds.

 

[Barbas]

^ Summer, 1995.

< That was a good year, as the years went.

v We have lost the way.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ *looks down mournfully* Yeah.

< Slowpoke day.

v Inchworm.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Someone's dick

< Spare us from office jokers

V We built this town on sausage rolls

 

[Barbas]

^ I built mine on bones.

< They're still digging them up.

v Your tax rebate has arrived.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Oh thanks. *swallows*

< Took the 'bate.

v :c

 

[FPLOON]

^
< :I
v :x

 

[Barbas]

^ You think you can outmatch me in the silly face department???

< ( C o C)

v ( T > T)

 

[FPLOON]

^ (U_U)
< ( * x *)
v (H-O-H)

 

[Fijiman]

^ You should see a doctor about that.

< Should see his phone service provider about his battery life being absolute shit recently.

V Should really ask their neighbor about that thing they've been meaning to ask them about.

 

[FPLOON]

^ I never liked my neighbors because they smoke constantly and relatively in my face...
< I'm more productive than the neighbors to my right!
v Love thy neighbor even when the feeling's not mutual?