the ^ < V game

[Twintix]

^ I told you that you can't lay a finger on them, goddamnit! D<

< Bleh, it's raining.

V Luigi, I got Terminal 7.

 

[NerfedFalcon]

^ This is what a clown's septic tank looks like after years of partying way too hard.

< SHORYUKEN

v 91 bottles of beer on the wall...

 

[Wary Wolf]

^ Obliterates all through the Rising Dragon Fist

< No, I just haven't used the toilet 91 times and just happened to have spare bottles lying around

v Wanders why their beer tastes funny.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ That might be because it's fucking beer.

< The law.

v Prepare to be prosecuted. Vigorously.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ You can't prosecute vigilantes! You can't stop justice!

< Macho moment

V Oh, what a shitstorm, what a shitstorm

 

[Twintix]

^ Get some more toilet paper!

< Joel? Joel?!

V Did you download boobs again, Joel?!

 

[Barbas]

^ Only small ones for the corner.

< I can't delete it.

v Get the fuck bad to bed. Who said you could stay up late and play games? One of these days, I'm gonna hop on stream and tell everyone what a shit child you were...

 

[FPLOON]

^ Fuck "bad to bed"!
< TiVo, you *****...
v Did you not record that reality show again?

 

[Barbas]

^ I forgot, due to constipation.

< It wasn't much fun.

v Have an adequate day!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ ok

<

Did you download boobs again, Joel?!

Please, I laughed enough the first time I heard that, there is no need to collapse my sides again.

v You know what I hate? Unnecessary apostrophe's.

 

[FPLOON]

^ You ain't Dr. Susses's Dictionaries' Grammer's Book...
< NEW SPONGEBOB!
v Did Mel Gibson kill Jet Li?

 

[Wary Wolf]

^ Yes, and Mel Gibson sometimes uses the corpse of Jet Li as a marionette for his racist home puppetry shows

< Never quite understood the appeal of puppetry

V Is secretly a puppet

 

[UltraDeth]

^ My Pinocchio is a good actor

< *shuffling under a cardboard box*

V Has diamonds where diamonds shouldn't be placed

 

[Twintix]

^ NOBODY MUST KNOW!

< No more for today.

V Cedric, please NO! *falls and dies*

 

[Barbas]

^ Harsh, Cedric.

< Well, she was fun.

v Time for biscuits?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Suggestive biscuits!

< *pulls a face of immense anguish and suffering* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yj5dGnRNhcY]

v On a scale of one to intelligence how trash compactor is this power outlet?

 

[Wary Wolf]

^ 74 and a half toasters worth

< On a scale of one to intelligence is minus three

V So... How many pork giblets were there? And did they come with apple sauce?

 

[FPLOON]

^ I don't know and I hope so?
< List two things I didn't like...
v The Welsh shall ride again!

 

[Barbas]

^ Welshmen never yield to traffic!

< *Clippity-clop, clippity-cloop*.

v *WHINNY!* News from the Rodina! It says...*Opens letter*..."Carry on with the party".

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

^ that shan't be a problem, for thou canst not, thou willst not and thou dost not stop

< hast been known to allow the rhythm to... fall downwards

v dost thou possess "game"?