the ^ < V game

[Headsprouter]

^ As long as it pays well. For me.

< The job that is.

v You'll give me a job, right?

 

[FPLOON]

^ Hand, Foot, or Blow?
< Drunk on sexual ecstasy...
v You told me to stop that!

 

[Wary Wolf]

^ Only because I enjoyed it too much and it got creepy

< Incidentally, still totally not gay

V Really knows the truth though...

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Raging homosexual. Literally chugs dick juice for brekkies.

< At least he's chugging something.

v Was born without boobs.

 

[Twintix]

^ Uh, yeah? They sorta grew on me after a while, though.

< New The Runaway Guys Wheel of Fortune round? Aaaaaaw yeeeeeah!

V

 

[FPLOON]

^ Has my FPLOON Gone Wild tape at hostage-point!
< Yoga person since June 2015...
v Pants you would not wear formally?

 

[Barbas]

^ Tracksuit pants!

< Fuck.

v Feeling thorny?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ *checks arms*

< No.

v Any other places I should check?

 

[Fijiman]

^ Basement.

< Blarg.

V Is Batman.

 

[FPLOON]

^ Last year...
< Today!
v Next time?

 

[Barbas]

^ ...Somewhere in space...

< A lone woman awakens.

v TIIINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!

 

[FPLOON]

^ Bob!
< Coach...
v Archer?

 

[Wary Wolf]

^ Harry Jon Benjamin. Obviously. Awesome Voice Actor!

< Thinks he's so clever because he can use Google

V Way smarter, doesn't need to consult Google for anything

 

[Barbas]

^ That's only true sometimes.

< Monday's coming...

v Did you bring your Coke?

 

[Wary Wolf]

^ Yep it's just how you like it: warm, flat and I left a dead rat to stew in it for five days.

< In Australia. It already is Monday.

V Prefers diet coke because they're watching their figure.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ My figure is fine, but diet coke won't improve my health, which is the problem.

< Dead fuckin' srs.

v Is full of soda and is very stupid.

 

[Fijiman]

^ Nope to both of those.

< Waiting for friends to finish a match so he can join.

V Smells vaguely of lemons.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Yesterday, the scent of orange stuck to my fingers

< Built this logic on sausage rolls

V Splatowzow!!

 

[FPLOON]

^ Splatoon meets Shezow?
< A boy-girl kid-squid...
v Needs more kick in this punch!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I remember this one time a friend of mine introduced me to a friend of hers in primary school. A girl from a year or two below.

< She looked at me for a second, smiling. Then punched me hard in the stomach.

v What the fuck.