the ^ < V game

[Barbas]

^ Yes.

< I love orange juice.

v Ha, potato.

 

[FPLOON]

^ *snorts* Tomato...
< *shrugs* Chrome reset?
v *sings* Have mercy!

 

[Wary Wolf]

^ "Mercy is for the weak. Punishment breaks souls and makes them worthy of service to their superiors. When the number of martyrs is great enough, rebellion crumbles. Let my words carry you: JUSTICE is a TEACHER. In your PUNISHMENT, gain STRENGTH. Through your PUNISHMENT, achieve PERFECTION" - Vhailor, PlaneScape: Torment

< Wonders why Vhailor wasn't a romance option in PS: Torment

V The Chief

 

[Headsprouter]

^ "Hey dere, Chief!" -Pad-Ei, dat Cool Argonian in Bliss that serves no purpose other than being cool.

< And possibly having insomnia. Speaking of which, my eyes are red. I should go to bed.

v Like this guy. Called Fred. Soon to be dead. Poor Fred.

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

^ "Right," said Fred

< is not Fred, is not dead, and cannot sprout a head

v quick! Bring me a whip, two pairs of handcuffs and a horse syringe!

 

[FPLOON]

^ Yes, Mistress!
< Mistress FPLOON...
v Did you see the Second Coming of Black Jesus?

 

[Wary Wolf]

^ Yep, Black Jesus basically came to Earth looked around and went back home in disgust, stopping only at the deli around the corner for a delicious egg sandwich.

< Makes a mean egg sandwich

V Thinks egg sandwiches are OK, but is worried a little about their cholesterol intake. Just remember, being active and staying positive are just as important as diet when it comes to heart health.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ More Egg Sandwiches, this instant!

< Couldn't care less about my cholesterol

V Sports plebian

 

[Twintix]

^ What?! Taekwondo is a sport fit for a king, you scrub!

< Blech for reading course literature that's needed for my project.

V *has some kind of stomach affliction*

 

[Barbas]

^ I did yesterday.

< Using a toilet helps.

v It's like a big telephone that you can use to contact the gods.

 

[Wary Wolf]

^ *Ugh* I hate myself for this... The Necronomtelecom.

< Commits Seppuku for that one.

V Revives me so I must continue to live on in shame as punishment.

 

[Barbas]

^ *HEALS*.

< Oooh, I got my Restoration skill up!

v *Mystifies*.

 

[Wary Wolf]

^ Good for you, it takes forever to train up restoration without a trainer.

< Trained his Mysticism skill up to max, but it didn't help me see through the walls to the women's change room. Well, it sort of did, but everything was just a purple/pink haze that didn't really reveal much.

V Conjuration MASTER!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I liked that skill in Oblivion when I could summon cool stuff like Clannfears and Zombies, but it was pretty boring in Skyrim.

< Frost Atronachs are hella cool (heh) in Skyrim, though.

v Illusive.

 

[Barbas]

^ Man?

< It's warm in here.

v Care for a cup of coffee?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ I could do with a cuppa

< Enjoys a hot beverage now and then

V *Says something in English that doesn't match the Japanese lip-synch, like in old PS2 games*

 

[Wary Wolf]

^ You have betrayed me for last time UltraDeth! We end this with Karaoke face off!

< Feels slightly racist.

V Keeps their cool no matter what, especially in Karaoke

 

[Barbas]

^ Fuck this DDR bullshit *Smashes television with a microphone*.

< I will eradicate this roadblock.

v Lives for the weekends.

 

[Fijiman]

^ Meh.

< Is not having a good time with World of Tanks lately.

V Is plagues by constant freezing and other types. Of bullshit.

 

[Barbas]

^ You never have a good time with World of Tanks.

< BLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAUUUUGH.

v I will sell you to Hollywood.