the ^ < V game

[UltraDeth]

^ Well....well...I'll toast you like a muffin!

< Far too manly

V Come get some...it's 2 for 1 today only!

 

[Barbas]

^ Oooh, does that apply to salads?

< Boy, I love cold canned ravioli.

v *Sneeze*. Sorry, cold.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I seem to have dodged it for the most part, at least for now.

< Just watched Taken, and hoo-lee-fook. I enjoyed that. What can I say? I like the trope.

v Liam Neeson's mad. I suggest you run.

 

[Barbas]

^ Damn it, not again.

< I distinctly remember telling them to hide the whisky.

v I blame the Canadians for this day's work.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Them 'uns.

< Friggin' employer's website isn't taking my CV for some reason. Maybe I'll just finish off the online application and hand it in directly tomorrow- or today. That'll show 'em.

v Where did their hair go?

 

[FPLOON]

^ Shaving incident with a hint of blood...
< For the Empire!
v What do you call "Deflategate of the Titties"?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ An interesting porno.

< I didn't go. Maybe I would have if my brain had let me sleep those first 2 attempts.

v Has crippling dyslexia that has him/her thinking all people called Brian are called Brain.

 

[Wary Wolf]

^ Teh w0rdZ r so0 hArdd!1! maeks mi Brian hutzr

< Dyslexia is a condition that in all seriousness that can cripple a person in many of their professional and educational endeavors. It is also no indicator of a persons (lack of) intelligence. Don't discriminate! It could easily happen to your child, niece/nephew, younger brother or sister. Let's stamp out the stigma of dyslexia today!

V o_o' < Riiiiiiight

 

[Headsprouter]

^ One of the smartest people I have ever known was dyslexic.

< Horrible!

v Men holding hands.

 

[NerfedFalcon]

^ *faints dramatically*

< *is too passed out to type a down section*

v **

 

[Xeros]

^ *Administers CPR*
< Doesn't know shit about CPR.
v Contacts the authorities.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ It's okay, I am a trained medical professional! And I say we REMOVE HIS ABDOMEN!

< Nothing important there. All the vitals are in the noggin.

v Get me something big and sharp.

 

[Xeros]

^ How 'bout something tall and strong?
< Doesn't know how to make a hurricane either.
V Rightly detests Jimmy Buffet and references thereto.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I don't know who that is.

< You know what I miss? Those gummy teeth you'd find in pick n' mix selections. Not the shitty rubbery ones, the big, soft ones dusted with flour.

v Leet's dead, by the way. I don't have thumbs, what did you expect?

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

^ I expected somebody with thumbs

< the Craigslist ad specifically said "must have thumbs"

v known scallywag and ne'er-do-well, and unemployable in the sports mascot sector

 

[FPLOON]

^ 10 years and counting!
< If the Need For Speed movie had more racing and car crashes, it could have been a Burnout movie with humans in it...
v The last movie you saw gave you a roller coaster of emotions from boredom to excitement and rarely in the right order, right?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ It was Taken, and I was not bored by it.

< Are cereal.

v Fussy eater.

 

[FPLOON]

^ Judges other people's food choices...
< The Clean Sweep was good, but I wish it was longer!
v Favorite "reality show"?

 

[Wary Wolf]

^ The Simpsons, sadly, is the most realistic family on TV.

< Dwells on the irony of that

V Thinks irony is like tinny. But with steaks and spinach

 

[UltraDeth]

^ No, it's more like Bronzy and Goldie only it's made of iron.

< Cunning plan

V Hello, you exploding Hedgehogs